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Oct. 17th, 2004 09:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosThis reproduction of Hermione's wand is fifty-four bucks. And you know what? If my father carved the wood, my mother or I worked on painting it, and I made the velvet sleeve and the box, it'd cost less than ten bucks.
Okay, now I'm tempted to ask my father to make it. Sheesh.
EDIT: You know, I think I like Draco's wand better.
COVETOUS WANNABE WITCH OF EDIT: Trelawney's wand is purple?! *pets* I also like Snape's. The Black Walnut wands are my favorite, I think.
Okay, now I'm tempted to ask my father to make it. Sheesh.
EDIT: You know, I think I like Draco's wand better.
COVETOUS WANNABE WITCH OF EDIT: Trelawney's wand is purple?! *pets* I also like Snape's. The Black Walnut wands are my favorite, I think.
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Date: 2004-10-17 07:06 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-10-17 07:11 pm (UTC)And Luna Lovegood's wand...well, that one looks more like a sex toy to me, but I wouldn't be surprised.
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Date: 2004-10-17 07:40 pm (UTC)Does any more really need to be said?
'Cause it has to be said
Date: 2004-10-17 07:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-17 07:18 pm (UTC)*leers*
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Date: 2004-10-17 07:33 pm (UTC)Seriously. It's my pet theory. The woman has a wand, waves it about drunkenly, but never uses it. Not even to do a simple Reparo on the teacups Neville is always breaking.
Poor Sibyll. At least she gets a pretty wand!
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Date: 2004-10-17 07:42 pm (UTC)(Maybe the funny fumes in the tower are from some kind of magical marijuana, and she can't use magic because she's too high. And/or someone swapped her real wand for a fake because she was a little too dangerous with the real thing.)
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Date: 2004-10-17 07:52 pm (UTC)I tend to mentally attribute her actual occasional visions to a hint of good old-fashioned Highland second sight. Being a seer isn't anything exclusive to the Wizarding World, methinks. Trelawney is well-versed in the theoryof divination which...theoretically...would allow a full which or wizard to gain some level of sight. But it's clear that her visions arise from am altogether different source.
Either that our your marijuana theory. It works for me too.
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Date: 2004-10-17 07:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-17 08:06 pm (UTC)But how do the children keep from becoming affected by the magic fumes of sight?! Is it some sort of Hogwarts protective magic for the underaged witch or wizard?!
mmmm...badfic potential!
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Date: 2004-10-17 08:11 pm (UTC)Why sleep when you can discuss magical marijuana?
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Date: 2004-10-17 08:21 pm (UTC)I tend to see her as having been at Hogwarts around the MWPP era.
Sleep is over rated.
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Date: 2004-10-17 08:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-17 08:38 pm (UTC)Theoretically, this would go pretty far in explaining some of my darling substance-abusing Sibyll's quirks.
Ye Gods I need some sleep. *grin*
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Date: 2004-10-17 08:43 pm (UTC)*keels over*
I'm having visions of being late to work tomorrow.
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Date: 2004-10-17 07:42 pm (UTC)My brain went to The Bad Place when I read that Snape's wand has an eleven and a half inch shaft.
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Date: 2004-10-18 12:26 pm (UTC)Well, you know what they say about men with big noses....
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Date: 2004-10-18 04:12 pm (UTC)Ew. Brain. Bad Place. Sorry.
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Date: 2004-10-17 08:07 pm (UTC)And now your icon has finished loading and I am snickering.
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Date: 2004-10-17 08:15 pm (UTC)And who knows, you may want to play "Witches and Wizards" with your friends... *wink-wink*
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Date: 2004-10-17 08:34 pm (UTC)Their concern for hygiene is touching...
"And who knows, you may want to play "Witches and Wizards" with your friends..."
Maybe Ron's wand didn't get broken in the car afterall. Maybe the whole car crash was just a cover story. Harry and Ron were clearly doing naughty things in the backseat.
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Date: 2004-10-17 08:45 pm (UTC)(Back to the condoms, do you think they make them in "Extra Pointy" size?)
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Date: 2004-10-18 09:53 am (UTC)The handle on Trelawney's is super-cool, though.
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Date: 2004-10-18 11:46 pm (UTC)~grimaces~ Not something I wanted to know. Purple's my favourite colour, damn it! ~glares at the Tree-lawn~