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[apocalypsos]

Whose sick idea was it at the advertising agency to sell overnight throwaway underpants for kids who wet the bed by putting on pretend "testimonials" from child actors? And I refuse to believe they're real testimonials, because they're already going to get the crap kicked out of them on the playground just for pretending to wet the bed, and then they really will need those underpants. Sheesh.

Today I caught myself humming Christmas music for the third time this week. *tilts head to the side and tries to whack the Christmas music out of my head*

EDIT: I see the reviews for Surviving Christmas are so bad, they're completely redoing the trailers again, just like with Gigli. Hee.

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[mice.livejournal.com]

I had a similar thought when I saw that commercial. I can just see Little Jenny Blondepigtails, bragging to her friends that she's going to be on a commercial, and naturally, all the kids in her class already hate Little Jenny Blondepigtails because she gets to get out of class a lot ot go on auditions.

When Little Jenny Blondpigtails shoots the commercial and then realizes...it's probably not going to go down well with her classmates will amazingly shut up about her fabulous actress life and the kids will forget...until they turn on the television...and Little Jenny Blondepigtails will be greeted of taunts of, "Who's a big kid now?" upon the next day.

Man, I want to feel sympathy for Little Jenny Blondepigtails, but she probably just bought her mom a new minivan while I'm in my room not wanting to go out and trust the bus system that has broken my heart repeatedly in the past five years because my poor ass can't afford the car. No sympathy for Little Jenny Blondepigtails.

...what we were talking about, again?

[lots42.livejournal.com]

On a similar note: What's will all the kid's ass shots? Wal-Mart calls the cops if you take a photo of your kid in the tub but naked kids can run around and dance about pooping on TV and nobody bats an eye.

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

I want to see Surviving Christmas for the sole reason of seeing James Gandolfini whack BFleck on the head with the shovel. I need a video icon of that. I <3 James.....

*adds Xmas icon just to keep the tunes in your head....mwhahahahaaa.....*

[fyrdrakken]

Now I'm wishing I could remember the lyrics from that Team America song about how bad Pearl Harbor sucked -- specifically the lines about Affleck needing an acting coach, because he does seem to be a lowest common denominator of these shitty flicks...