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Nov. 1st, 2004 05:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosI hereby designate this post the official "Are we there yet?" post for the 2004 Presidential election. If you're impatient to vote and get this stupid election over with, but want to save yourself from cluttering other people's friends lists with "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?", feel free to vent here.
Also, stop kicking the back of my seat. And if you don't stop hitting your sister, I'm going to turn this voting booth around and no one's going to get anyfrench freedom fries from the Electoral College.
Also, stop kicking the back of my seat. And if you don't stop hitting your sister, I'm going to turn this voting booth around and no one's going to get any
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Date: 2004-11-01 02:26 pm (UTC)I have to peeeeeeeeeeee.
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Date: 2004-11-01 02:26 pm (UTC)Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me. I'm going to be SUCH A WRECK tomorrow.
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Date: 2004-11-01 02:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2004-11-01 02:31 pm (UTC)Are we there yet? I want out. *beats on car door with fists*
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Date: 2004-11-01 02:34 pm (UTC)Make them stoooooooooooooooop!
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Date: 2004-11-01 02:34 pm (UTC)SO GLAD I'm not American, and don't live in America. 'Cause the pressure's killing me as it is, can't imagine what I'd be doing if I was. (Oh, God, If I was American, I would have missed being able to vote by four moths, and died from wanting to vote so much, oh dear.)
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Date: 2004-11-01 02:36 pm (UTC)*Iz ded*
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Date: 2004-11-01 02:35 pm (UTC)and the day after.
and the day after tomorrow.
so, by thursday you'd better have finished most of this insanity, ok?
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Date: 2004-11-01 02:45 pm (UTC)The idea of four more years of Bush fills me with a sense of...I don't know. If I hear he's been reelected I have no idea what it is I'll do but I know I'll do SOMETHING. It will probably involve lots of screaming, fire, drunkenness, and finding new and inventive ways to rip out all of my hair and bash my testicles against a metal pole at the same time.
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Date: 2004-11-01 02:47 pm (UTC)I can vote in this thread though, right? That still counts?
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Date: 2004-11-01 08:10 pm (UTC)Farewell.
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Date: 2004-11-01 02:54 pm (UTC)*points*
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Date: 2004-11-01 03:22 pm (UTC)Wake County is assisting me in this by demanding my presence as a juror, thereby keeping me away from the internet all. day. long.
This song sucks. Change the station!!
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Date: 2004-11-01 03:35 pm (UTC)SUCKAGE. I didn't know they held court on Election Day? WTF?
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Date: 2004-11-01 04:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-01 04:17 pm (UTC)The best part
Date: 2004-11-01 04:21 pm (UTC)For example:
Coke started out all right, but then after the disaster of "New Coke" started up a "Kill New Coke jihaad" that involved invading the secret 7-Up laboratories, claiming they were on the verge of inventing "Flavors of Mass Destruction" (also known as "Seven Up-Plus", or "Nasty Tasting Crap"). However, now we have learned the 7-Up was merely trying to appeal to Atkins people, and had nothing to do with the New Coke terrorists.
Then there's Pepsi. Initially, Pepsi supported Coke's plans for invasion. After all, who doesn't hate New Coke? (Especially me. I think that stuff tastes worse than Pee Flavored Water, aka "Mountain Dew".) But then when Coke decided to let New Coke go free because, in their own words, "There was this sparkly object, and I got distracted", Pepsi decided to get back into the game.
So, hopefully, come Wednesday morning, we can set aside our differences and work together with whatever soft drink comes out ahead. I'm hoping for Pepsi, myself. 'Cause if there's anything that the last four years have taught me, it's that Coke tastes like shit.
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Date: 2004-11-01 04:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-01 04:36 pm (UTC)No really, my school is having an overnight "watch the election results" party and I can't go. Stupid homework. And midterms. And more homework.
I have indigestion. I drank a Frapuccino so my head doesn't hurt anymore but I have these fun little hand tremors. Weeee!
Are we there yet?
-blue
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Date: 2004-11-01 04:38 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2004-11-01 04:42 pm (UTC)And then I will joyously pigeonhole myself away and watch West Wing DVDs until I have to go to work. Yay West Wing! Why can't Martin Sheen be president? Life would be better. /facetiousness
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Date: 2004-11-01 04:49 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2004-11-01 05:48 pm (UTC)Also, hold me, I'm terrified.
And I'm taking you at your word and spamming this post until the election is over. :p
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Date: 2004-11-01 06:07 pm (UTC)I wish you all the best of luck! A vote for Kerry is a vote for...um, Kerry! WOOO!!!