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Nov. 2nd, 2004 11:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosDear God,
I never ask for much, but even when I do, you kind of tend to laugh at me and throw things at my head. So, rather than a prayer or a begging, pleading request, I'm going to offer you something you seem to enjoy -- my public humiliation.
You know that post I made before about wanting to bring a boom box to the White House? Well, if you let Kerry win, I'll go to the White House this weekend, stand outside the gate, and make a phone post to LJ singing that song.
Knowing how much humor you gain at my expense during times of embarrassment, I'm sure that'll work. :)
Sincerely,
Me
EDIT: I'm going to bed. I can't watch this.
Remember when I mentioned the "my mother" disappointed? Yeah, seriously.
I never ask for much, but even when I do, you kind of tend to laugh at me and throw things at my head. So, rather than a prayer or a begging, pleading request, I'm going to offer you something you seem to enjoy -- my public humiliation.
You know that post I made before about wanting to bring a boom box to the White House? Well, if you let Kerry win, I'll go to the White House this weekend, stand outside the gate, and make a phone post to LJ singing that song.
Knowing how much humor you gain at my expense during times of embarrassment, I'm sure that'll work. :)
Sincerely,
Me
EDIT: I'm going to bed. I can't watch this.
Remember when I mentioned the "my mother" disappointed? Yeah, seriously.
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Date: 2004-11-02 08:22 pm (UTC)*sigh*
How 'bout this, "God": if you let Kerry have the election, I'll admit that miracles can happen.
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Date: 2004-11-02 08:27 pm (UTC)Dear God: let Kerry win and I'll tell my dad I'm gay.
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Date: 2004-11-02 08:27 pm (UTC)God: Give us a fair election, with no cheating or squabbling on either side, and none of that 2000 Florida missing ballot bullshit, and I'll seriously consider the possibility that you exist.
Although, it doesn't look like my prayer is going to be answered, considering all the minorities that got turned away at the polls.
Normally I don't quote this song as a sincere prayer, but...
Date: 2004-11-02 08:28 pm (UTC)Dear God
Hope you got the letter and
I pray you can make it better down here
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Date: 2004-11-02 08:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-02 08:32 pm (UTC)Re: Dear God
Date: 2004-11-02 08:35 pm (UTC)At this point, suing may be our only hope of getting Kerry into office.
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Date: 2004-11-02 08:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-02 08:39 pm (UTC)If you let Kerry win, I'll stop kicking your devoutly annoying followers. If you let Kerry win, I'll cut my grandmother some slack for keeping a guide to spiritual living on her bedside table. If you let Kerry win, I'll do everything I can to make sure that we never, ever have another crusade in your name.
Love,
Me
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Date: 2004-11-02 08:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-02 08:43 pm (UTC)So what song are you planning if Bush stays???
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Date: 2004-11-02 08:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-02 09:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-02 09:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-02 09:24 pm (UTC)If Kerry wins, please let him be a President worthy of all this hope. He's gotta be better than the putz that's been in there the last four years.
Re: Normally I don't quote this song as a sincere prayer, but...
Date: 2004-11-02 09:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-02 09:59 pm (UTC)If Kerry wins, I'll drink that scary Cranberry juice that fermented into alcohol in the fridge. I'll swig the bastard down.
...or I'll eat only turkey for the rest of the month.
...OR I'll dance around in my underwear. OUTSIDE. in the rain.
-OR- do my entire SAT prep workbook.
your choice, listeners to LKLOL, 42.1~ *jingle*
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Date: 2004-11-02 10:47 pm (UTC)