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[apocalypsos]

Dear God,

I never ask for much, but even when I do, you kind of tend to laugh at me and throw things at my head. So, rather than a prayer or a begging, pleading request, I'm going to offer you something you seem to enjoy -- my public humiliation.

You know that post I made before about wanting to bring a boom box to the White House? Well, if you let Kerry win, I'll go to the White House this weekend, stand outside the gate, and make a phone post to LJ singing that song.

Knowing how much humor you gain at my expense during times of embarrassment, I'm sure that'll work. :)

Sincerely,

Me

EDIT: I'm going to bed. I can't watch this.

Remember when I mentioned the "my mother" disappointed? Yeah, seriously.

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[secretbutterfly.livejournal.com]

God, if you let Kerry win I will wear the most mortifyingly ugly outfit to work that I can think of and I'll take pictures.