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[apocalypsos]

Dear God,

I never ask for much, but even when I do, you kind of tend to laugh at me and throw things at my head. So, rather than a prayer or a begging, pleading request, I'm going to offer you something you seem to enjoy -- my public humiliation.

You know that post I made before about wanting to bring a boom box to the White House? Well, if you let Kerry win, I'll go to the White House this weekend, stand outside the gate, and make a phone post to LJ singing that song.

Knowing how much humor you gain at my expense during times of embarrassment, I'm sure that'll work. :)

Sincerely,

Me

EDIT: I'm going to bed. I can't watch this.

Remember when I mentioned the "my mother" disappointed? Yeah, seriously.

Comments

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

See, this is why I haven't been watching election coverage. I figure, I'll just wake up and meet my doom tomorrow. No point in getting an ulcer until then anyway.

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

But that makes sense. We can't possibly do that. We're American!