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[apocalypsos]

I wonder if it's too late to stay home from work and drink.

EDIT: Someone make me feel better. Write me Charlie/Claire smut or something. That always makes me feel better.

Comments

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

I would make you feel better, but I'm trying to keep myself from bursting into tears ten minutes before my next class starts, so. Can't really help you.

[garsha.livejournal.com]

Too bad you're so far away - I'd meet you somewhere for a few. *sigh*

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

wishes I knew anythign abouit Lost so i could.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Lost = A bunch of sexy people and a dog stranded on an island where lots of weird shit happens. And everyone wants to bang the Iraqi man girl with the mysterious past.

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

lol

[teleute12.livejournal.com]

Oh, damnit. I was hoping there was still some chance or something.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Quick and Dirty Charlie/Claire Smut:

Charlie: Hurray, I found some drugs in a dead passenger's luggage! Snort.
Claire: Captain Cardboard left me for Super Iraqi Trooper. SNort.
Then they have sex. UNF UNF UNF

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. I didn't actually EXPECT for Charlie to find drugs in someone's luggage yet...

[ficangel.livejournal.com]

I'm right there with you...they haven't even counted all of the votes yet, what is he doing?

[secretbutterfly.livejournal.com]

Exactly! *refuses to beleive Kerry conceded*

[ficangel.livejournal.com]

Exactly! *refuses to beleive Kerry conceded*

It's coming from Kerry himself, but here's the trick: if he still wins Ohio, I'm hearing that the Dems can still claim victory. Slim, microscopic chance that's not worth putting any hope into, but wouldn't it be nice if the universe surprised us?

[secretbutterfly.livejournal.com]

*hopes universe surprises us*
Sigh.

[ktnb]

One bad thing about being pregnant, Claire had discovered, was that no one else ever wanted to touch you. Well, that wasn't entirely correct. She had plenty of nosy, obnoxious women coming up to her on the street and in the grocery store, asking if they could feel her stomach, and proceeding to prod her in the belly before she could respond. What she couldn't get was good touching - hugs, kisses, even soft caresses. It was as though people were afraid that if they touched her, she'd pop.

And it seemed like things were the same on the island as well, if not worse. Here, no one would even look at her. No one except Charlie, that is. Charlie looked at her, and smiled at her, and late one night, he'd even given her a hug.

One good thing about being pregnant, Claire had discovered, was that people sometimes underestimated your strength. So when Claire decided that she'd had enough, when she decided that she was tired of only getting smiles from Charlie, she managed to catch him off guard when she grabbed him by the shirt and pressed him against the closest tree. And this advantage gave her enough time to lean forward the best she could and kiss him. After a moment, he began kissing her back, pressing their lips together harder, bringing tongue and warmth and wetness into the mix. And as they collapsed onto the sand, Charlie pressed next to her, still kissing, Claire began to feel like maybe things wouldn't be so bad after all.

Meh. Sorry it's not smuttier, it's the best I could do in ten minutes. *g*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*hugs you* Thank you. Any Charlie/Claire gives me warm fuzzies, particularly if she's still pregnant when they're making out. (Hey, pregnant chicks need nookie, too. ;))

I goofed on the smut

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see. (I take long at memorizing the character's names on new shows). I still called Reed the Amazing English Engineer Tucker sometimes.

[bailunrui.livejournal.com]

I love you so hard. <3

*needs lotsa lotsa chocolate and pr0n right now*

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

I'm trying not to atomp around, bellowing HELLFIRE AND DAMNATION from the middle of my lungs.


<3 on Lost, tho'.

[misshallelujah.livejournal.com]

I would accede to your request... except that I'm apparently not perverted enough to know how to write smut with a pregnant lady in them.

*so disappointed in herself*