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[apocalypsos]

Let's kill time. Tell me the worst song you've ever heard, the worst movie you've ever seen, the worst TV show you've ever watched, and the worst book you ever read.

EDIT: Just so I answer ...

Worst song: "King of Wishful Thinking". Not because it sucked, but because I was once subjected to it over and over again in a continuous loop at a mall and ever since then ... NO.

Worst movie: House of 1000 Corpses, probably. Blech.

Worst TV show: A tie between Mutant X and Seventh Heaven.

Worst book: I can't remember the title, but before Titanic came out in the theaters, before it was cool to be a Titanic geek, I was so starved for Titanic lit when I was in high school that I bought this romance novel I saw at CVS that was set on the ship. It was horrendous. Not only were the female characters annoyingly Mary Sue (I believe they were hotie teenage twins named Smoke and Swan or Shindig and Salmon or some stupid twin alliteration like that) but the author gave real people on the ship entirely different histories. The one that pissed me off the most was that Captain Smith ended up having a mistress living with him on the ship in his freaking quarters. *eye roll*

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[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I maintain Battlefield Earth doesn't suck if you treat it as a comedy and drink every time something is too stupid to be in a real movie.

Seventh Heaven should have been put out of its misery ages ago, but at the very least, the TWoP summaries for it are hilaaaaaaaarious.

[ficangel.livejournal.com]

I maintain Battlefield Earth doesn't suck if you treat it as a comedy and drink every time something is too stupid to be in a real movie.

THE BOOK IS EVEN BETTER. Even the aliens are acknowledging that Johnny Whatthefuckprotag is perfect. It's comedy gold, man.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, I started reading the book. And then gave up, because L. Ron Hubbard is on CRACK.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

L. Ron Hubbard, or his minions, wrote some ten-volume series.

It must be read for the pure CRACK.

In it, a Perfect Aryan Specimen comes to earth for some reason, chased by a greasy haired freak. The freak is the most interesting characters.

Aryan-Man makes money by looking five minutes in the future and playing stocks. He also murders IRS men and any other goverment agent that gives him shit.

Meanwhile, Greasy Freak fails to catch the man, goes nuts as has sex with whatever crosses his way, including a teenage loon.

And orgasms are represented by nearby objects physically levitating, spinning and exploding.