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If this isn't the single biggest airhead on "Made" right now, I don't know where you would find her, because this chick takes the cake. She's seventeen or so, she has a brand new Beemer, she's in itty bitty skirts all the time, and she has -- ahem -- "extreme asthma". Then she signed up for them to turn her into a BMX biker chick.

So all she's done is whine and moan and bitch for the whole time. She and all her little prissy best friends are breaking up because she's spending time with the BMXers and her coach isn't hot and her boyfriend's all jealous ... (You have to imagine all that in a spoiled, whiny voice.) And then when a real BMX chick called her on it, she had the nerve to make it sound like she was being persecuted.

And people wonder why I hated high school. Well, the grade below mine, anyway. It was populated by annoying chicks like this. At least my grade was decent. Ick.

EDIT: *dies laughing* Her coach just snarked that he wasn't sure if she wanted to ride bikes or ride guys who ride bikes. Wooooow. He has a long-distance, temporally-displaced telepathic link with me. I'm so impressed.

Aaaaaaaaaaand he just ditched her outside a strip club. Go, coach!
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