This is conuly's fault.

[apocalypsos]

This is funny in and of itself, until you realize that he's not full of it -- pun intended. *dies giggling*

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http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/ref=dp_srsubj_entry/102-5578754-1425706?%5Fencoding=UTF8&index=books&field-keywords=Defecation

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

You know, it's not so much the fact that there's defecation fiction out there that amuses me. It's that there are people out there who actually sit down and write it. :)

[conuly]

Well, it makes sense in the limited context of toilet training. You talk about how "everybody poops" and "we all pass gass" and your kid isn't freaked by the experience and (hopefully) will sit on the potty.

I'm not sure this applies....

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Exactly. This is just ... weird.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

i was once kept in a store by a drunk shopkeeper who insisted on showing me all kinds of books like this and kept checking is i was aproving/amused enough ...

[tv-elf.livejournal.com]

I just read the first two pages to mom thanks to Amazon... Her comment? "Children will love it!" and "Eww!"

[sasscat.livejournal.com]

...

I would laugh but it's too funny. It's so funny I can't move. Maybe blink. WTF? That's awesome!

[lots42.livejournal.com]

According to LJ legend shadesong, there's a book called 'The Day My Butt Went Psycho' and parts of it talk about butt plugs.

It's meant for kids.

Supposedly

[worldwalkerpure.livejournal.com]

http://www.scholastic.ca/titles/butt/aboutthebooks.htm

Synopsis of this book, the sequel, and two other books by the author.

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

Holy crap. So to speak. I...will never let my children read that. Because knowing small children, the potty jokes will then never end.

-blue

[namey.livejournal.com]

And off to metaquotes it goes. That's... yeah.

[penmage.livejournal.com]

I was in the hospital visiting sick kids, and one little girl asked me to read a book. It was in hebrew, and she was learning English, so she asked me to read and translate, and handed me this book.

I took one look at it and double-taked. I had to reread it twice to be sure that it was actually saying what I thought it was saying.

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

My mom bought this book. That's my family for ya.