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[apocalypsos]

Camouflage was in and cross-dressing was out at a rural East Texas school district after a Christian legal group complained a long-standing school tradition of reversing social roles for a day would promote homosexuality. Next up: outlawing children for heterosexuals, because I don't know about you, but I don't know a single gay man, lesbian, or bisexual raised by homosexuals. (Methinks Bosom Buddies isn't on the local TV station's late-night lineup in this town.)

Britney Spears writes a poem about her honeymoon. Yes, it's as bad as you think it is.

Oppose the Federal Refusal Clause. I'll just boost what whispersinink said: [This] would allow federally-funded hospitals to refuse to comply with state regulations that ensure that women have access to abortion services. ... As is usual with these kinds of sneaky deals, it's been tagged onto the end of another bill that had little to do with it. ... This also could be used to allow them to refuse to give birth control.

Great, now Iran wants a nuclear bomb. Am I the only one who can't get Who's Next? by Tom Lehrer out of their head?

Bill Gates gets 4 million emails a day. *snerk* Amateur.

Jude Law is the Sexiest Man Alive. In other news, the sky is blue, and the earth revolves around the sun.

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[secretbutterfly.livejournal.com]

Jude Law is the Sexiest Man Alive. In other news, the sky is blue, and the earth revolves around the sun.
*SNERK* Damn right. LOL

[rani23.livejournal.com]

Jude Law is the Sexiest Man Alive. In other news, the sky is blue, and the earth revolves around the sun.

*LAUGHS*

You're so my favorite. :)

[dania-audax.livejournal.com]

I'm friending you. You rock.

And hey, you also got metaquoted by thornsilver.

[callie-chan.livejournal.com]

You must be new, so I'll tell you--trollprincess couldn't possibly be expected to keep track of all the people who've metaquoted her. She has her own community, for chrissakes.

TP getting metaquoted is kind of like the sun rising each day. It is the natural order of things, and nobody is surprised when it happens.

-Callisto

[tinylegacies.livejournal.com]

Britney Spears writes a poem about her honeymoon. Yes, it's as bad as you think it is.

Actually - it was way, way worse.

I mean, damn - the girl sings some decent songs (lyrically speaking) - you'd think some of that had rubbed off.

*sigh*

[kathih.livejournal.com]

Bill Gates gets 4 million emails a day. *snerk* Amateur. - nice. really really nice!

[juniper200.livejournal.com]

How can they name a new Sexiest Man Alive when Johnny Depp didn't die? Unless there's something they're not telling us...

[storm_dancer]

I would point out that Bono is still alive and kicking as well.

[matildarose.livejournal.com]

... Oh good. I wasn't the only one with Tom Lehrer songs stuck in my head.

... Those Texans are wacky, aren't they? What if someone crossdresses in camoflauge?

[wyldkyss.livejournal.com]

Last I looked, Russia's also building some crazy new nuclean missle, too.

[wyldkyss.livejournal.com]

Ahem.

Nuclear.

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

At least it was new-clee-er.

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

'Britney Spears writes a poem about her honeymoon.'

i need — nay, demand — a william shatner dramatic reading of that. *supersporfle*

[tinylegacies.livejournal.com]

I'm very, very glad I was not drinking a beverage when I read that. My poor computer could not have handled it!

[tviokh.livejournal.com]

"Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!"

....O_____O
.........

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[miggy.livejournal.com]

Man, that crossdressing thing is stupid. Crossdressing was a proud and long-standing tradition at my high school. Any guy who went out for varsity football knew that making the team would have him dressing in an evening gown and falsies at all the pep rallies.

[jtersesk.livejournal.com]

Wait, so all the football players at your school were gay? :-P

[miggy.livejournal.com]

Well, they did have a taste for wearing skintight pants and flinging themselves at other men...

[liddle-oldman.livejournal.com]

American football is the gayest of all sports. And I include those that the Greeks played naked and oiled.

[spiritof1976.livejournal.com]

Oh dear God, that Britney poem. Worst.....poem.....ever........




Iranians, drop that bomb on me. Now.

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

Or just on Britney.

[liddle-oldman.livejournal.com]

We'll try to stay serene and calm...

[jacinthsong.livejournal.com]

*whistles Tom Lehrer*

We will all go together when we go,
All suffused with an incandescent glow...

[hamadryad.livejournal.com]

Well....first we got the Bomb, and that was good - 'cause we love peace and motherhood. Then Russia got the Bomb, but that's okay; the balance of power's maintained that way.

Who's next?

Iraq got the Bomb, or that's the word - it's what the politicians heard. Iran's got the Bomb, but don't you fret - they still haven't got the rockets yet!

Who's next?

[callie-chan.livejournal.com]

Britney Spears writes a poem about her honeymoon. Yes, it's as bad as you think it is.

That's not possible.

*looks* OH GOD IT IS

-Callisto

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

The magazine's list of TV's 10 Hottest Men also includes Shane West of "ER," Josh Duhamel of "Las Vegas" and Matthew Fox of "Lost."

To this I actually yelled out loud "YOU CRACKHEAD!" Because, really, how can you rate Matthew Fox over Josh Holloway? Or Naveen Andrews? OR DOM?!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Or Ian? Sheesh.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

Britney Spears writes a poem about her honeymoon
To paraphrase "Something Positive," I can menstruate better poetry than that!

[silver-u-glass.livejournal.com]

Urk! The visual is winning!

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

They didn't even put Hugh Jackman on the list. Silly people.

-blue

[prettyveela.livejournal.com]

lol a few of my lj people have you on their flist and you hate Bush so I friended you.<3