Just finished watching TAR, and ...

[apocalypsos]

Oh, come on! I cannot have been expected to choose between Chip & Reichen and Jon & Al. Making me choose between two hot guys who, while gay, also look fairly-to-very good in Speedos, and a pair of clowns is like asking me to choose between screwing Orlando Bloom or watching Eddie Izzard perform standup.

Heck, why can't I do both at once? Have sex with Orly and have Eddie perform standup in the corner of the room. And just to remind myself of tonight's TAR episode and how much I hate Jon and Kelly, we can all get together after the sex-and-comedy, beat Jon and Kelly to death with surfboards, and feed them to hungry sharks. :) (I'm not homicidal. Really. Umm ... *user holds out plate of brightly colored pills* Want some? My psychiatrist says the purple ones steal my inner child's lunch money, give her a wedgie, and toss her in the utility closet.)

As for David and Jeff ... shyeah, right. Like they'd even find their way to the sex-and-comedy place. They'd probably be in Seattle, scratching their heads as they try to figure out which end of the planet is up.

*sigh* I'm seriously going to miss those two lugnuts when TAR is finished for the season. Who am I going to make fun of for getting more lost than I ever could? (Says the girl who once got lost in her own hometown.)

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[paradoxymoron.livejournal.com]

tar?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

The Amazing Race. Watching me watch the Amazing Race ends up looking incredibly like watching "Jerry Springer" if one half of the bickering couple were in your living room. I tend to get volatile and scream about the questionably zoological ancestry of some of the contestants.

[paradoxymoron.livejournal.com]

O.o oh, man. I'm sorry. No, really. I'm sorry. :P