Just finished watching TAR, and ...

[apocalypsos]

Oh, come on! I cannot have been expected to choose between Chip & Reichen and Jon & Al. Making me choose between two hot guys who, while gay, also look fairly-to-very good in Speedos, and a pair of clowns is like asking me to choose between screwing Orlando Bloom or watching Eddie Izzard perform standup.

Heck, why can't I do both at once? Have sex with Orly and have Eddie perform standup in the corner of the room. And just to remind myself of tonight's TAR episode and how much I hate Jon and Kelly, we can all get together after the sex-and-comedy, beat Jon and Kelly to death with surfboards, and feed them to hungry sharks. :) (I'm not homicidal. Really. Umm ... *user holds out plate of brightly colored pills* Want some? My psychiatrist says the purple ones steal my inner child's lunch money, give her a wedgie, and toss her in the utility closet.)

As for David and Jeff ... shyeah, right. Like they'd even find their way to the sex-and-comedy place. They'd probably be in Seattle, scratching their heads as they try to figure out which end of the planet is up.

*sigh* I'm seriously going to miss those two lugnuts when TAR is finished for the season. Who am I going to make fun of for getting more lost than I ever could? (Says the girl who once got lost in her own hometown.)

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[qnotku.livejournal.com]

You know.....I have some problems with that sex and standup comedy thang. I mean, I could probably do it with one of the fantasy men of my choice whilst another sang over in the corner, or a second and even third played violin or tap danced. But making whoopee while trying not to crack up -- and you KNOW Eddie would be cracking on Orly's equipment or your equipment or both your performances and you'd just be lost, howling and laughing and trying to remember what the heck you were doing before Eddie made that comment about walking the plank, and the sex would go straight out the window, so....

I'll take hot monkey sex with Kevin Sorbo while Antonio Banderas sings selected tunes from Phantom of the Opera and waits for Kev baby to announce it's tag team time. Now that's what I call music of the night!!!

[paradoxymoron.livejournal.com]

tar?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

The Amazing Race. Watching me watch the Amazing Race ends up looking incredibly like watching "Jerry Springer" if one half of the bickering couple were in your living room. I tend to get volatile and scream about the questionably zoological ancestry of some of the contestants.

[paradoxymoron.livejournal.com]

O.o oh, man. I'm sorry. No, really. I'm sorry. :P