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Dec. 10th, 2004 08:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosOur DHL office is the one that gets packages for the White House. Not that we deliver them, we just get them and someone comes and picks them up.
Right now, there are three big boxes on hold for the White House that are, from the pictures on the outside of the boxes, portable dog kennels for the back of pickup trucks. And all three boxes? Addressed to Laura Bush.
Aside from the obvious "They own dogs" answer, I can't begin to describe the punchlines that leapt into my head at the thought of why Laura Bush would want three dog carriers for the back of a pickup truck, but I can tell you that most of them involved Friday night bar hopping and immediate family members.
Right now, there are three big boxes on hold for the White House that are, from the pictures on the outside of the boxes, portable dog kennels for the back of pickup trucks. And all three boxes? Addressed to Laura Bush.
Aside from the obvious "They own dogs" answer, I can't begin to describe the punchlines that leapt into my head at the thought of why Laura Bush would want three dog carriers for the back of a pickup truck, but I can tell you that most of them involved Friday night bar hopping and immediate family members.
