Which male actor you've never seen play a vampire do you think would make a really cool bloodsucker? (And go ahead and be as far out as possible. He doesn't even have to be good-looking or young, just different.)
EDIT: Come to think of it, the less threatening he looks, the better.
EDIT: Come to think of it, the less threatening he looks, the better.
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Date: 2004-12-12 08:44 am (UTC)jack black.
ronald reagan.
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Date: 2004-12-12 08:45 am (UTC)Edward Norton
Dominic Monaghan
Colin Farrell ;)
Sean Connery
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Date: 2004-12-12 08:49 am (UTC)Oh, God. That is horribly, horribly tempting to write.
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Date: 2004-12-12 08:49 am (UTC)Alan Rickman
John Malkovich
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Date: 2004-12-12 08:51 am (UTC)Any of the Newsies.
Anthony Perkins.
Harrison Ford, just because it makes no sense.
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Date: 2004-12-12 08:56 am (UTC)I haven't heard anything about him lately...
Totally off the wall? - Robin Williams
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Date: 2004-12-12 08:57 am (UTC)Steve Buscemi, too. What a great vampire he'd make. :)
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Date: 2004-12-12 08:58 am (UTC)Also, um....Jackie Chan. I second also someone's Harrison Ford, because I think he needs to play at least one character of pure, unadulterated evil.
Luke Wilson as the most inept and stupid vampire ever, but still, in some way, charming.
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Date: 2004-12-12 08:58 am (UTC)Oh, he'd have been brilliant as a vampire.
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Date: 2004-12-12 09:01 am (UTC)I'd be terrified of Rickman and Malkovich vampires.
I'd also be dead-by-orgasm before either laid a finger on me.
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Date: 2004-12-12 09:01 am (UTC)Jared Leto.
Mos Def.
Topher Grace.
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Date: 2004-12-12 09:02 am (UTC)Ted Raimi
Eric Szmanda
Nick Stahl
And there would have been a lot more names, but I kept going 'Tom Lenk... no, he was a vampire. Keifer Sutherland... Duh, Lost Boys, moron.' etc.
Nonthreatning vampire prettyboys?
Date: 2004-12-12 09:07 am (UTC)Patrick Dempsey
The guy who played Screech on Saved by the Bell
Jaleel White
Wallace Shawn
Cary Elwes
Jim Carrey [he never made it ALL the way to being a vampire!]
Daniel Radcliffe
Tom Felton
the kid who plays Nigel Longbottom in the Harry Potter movies [very nonthreatening]
the youngest Culkin boy.
Alan Cummings
Patrick Stewart
Elijah Wood
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Date: 2004-12-12 09:08 am (UTC)I nearly said Willem Dafoe, but then I remembered he was Max Schreck.
And Monica Bellucci was in Bram Stoker's Dracula.
Harvey Keitel would be terrifying. I mean, can you imagine having that flying at your throat?
Ewan McGregor.
I think Dame Judi Dench would potentially be fantastic as a creature of supreme darkness and evil, whithered by great age but still bearing traces of her former beauty. Or possibly just an old lady who turns into one of the Undead.
Oh, and Keira Knightley. Because Keira Knightley should be in as many sexy roles as possible.
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Date: 2004-12-12 09:11 am (UTC)Victor Garber. *larger grin*
Jon Stewart
Eddie Izzard! Now he'd make a great vampire if you wanted someone not to be expected.
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Date: 2004-12-12 09:12 am (UTC)Billy Boyd
Paul Bettany
Anjelica Huston
Christina Ricci
Adam Goldberg
Kate Winslet
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Date: 2004-12-12 09:13 am (UTC)Re: Nonthreatning vampire prettyboys?
Date: 2004-12-12 09:14 am (UTC)And Hugh Grant
Tom Welling
Michael Rosenberg
Ben Stiller [comedy]
and although he's not nonthreatening at all, I'd love to see Samuel L. Jackson as a vampire.