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Dec. 20th, 2004 10:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosDid you ever have one of those days where everything went wrong? No, seriously ... everything? *headwall*
I swear to God, if the quantity and quality of a person's Christmas gifts were directly proportionate to the amount of bullshit they had to put up with in the week before Christmas, and based solely on my work day today, come Saturday morning, I should come downstairs to find ten million dollars, every DVD ever made, a pony, a nekkid Johnny Depp, and a gift certificate for the superhero abilities of my choice.
In summation: Bad day at the office, honey? Why, yes ... yes, it was.
Urgh. I was so going to work on the novels, but instead I'm just going to gorge on Cheetos and Sprite and then go to bed. Blech.
I swear to God, if the quantity and quality of a person's Christmas gifts were directly proportionate to the amount of bullshit they had to put up with in the week before Christmas, and based solely on my work day today, come Saturday morning, I should come downstairs to find ten million dollars, every DVD ever made, a pony, a nekkid Johnny Depp, and a gift certificate for the superhero abilities of my choice.
In summation: Bad day at the office, honey? Why, yes ... yes, it was.
Urgh. I was so going to work on the novels, but instead I'm just going to gorge on Cheetos and Sprite and then go to bed. Blech.
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Date: 2004-12-20 08:29 pm (UTC)I think the quality/quantity of gifts should be based on the amount of bullshit tolerated for the entire year. If that were true, I think that a monetary sum somewhere in the billions would suffice. That gift certificate for a superhero ability sounds pretty good, too...