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apocalypsosI don't like that shirt on Phil.
"Let's go to the hotel"? Oh, Kendra ... you stupid, stupid moron. And Victoria isn't much better with her "oh, I don't like anybody yelling at me, but it's okay because that's Jonathan".
Yay, it's neat hearing Gus talk about spies using Checkpoint Charlie when he used to work for the CIA.
That's the second time Asshat and Other Asshat have mistaken a red light for green. Are they sure they're not colorblind?
"They're such spazzes." HA!
Okay, when Kris says you need counseling in a very serious tone, that's not good.
"I'm ready to go home." Oh, Adam, you great big weenie. If you win, I'll be rolling my eyes. ("You're not doing it, pussy boy!" Okay, sometimes, I love Rebecca.)
"What if the rope goes around your neck?" Well, then, Victoria, we know you're in a better place.
Ooo, a castle. (Then again, those cars! Bwah! I love them.)
I think I'd do the bunjee as long they triple-checked everything, and I'm terrified of heights.
Kris thinks the bunjee is going to be fun. Huh. Something new and different from her. *g*
You know what I've noticed? That aside from Jonathan and Victoria, the other teams get along pretty well with each other for the most part ... you know, aside from that fight between Hayden/Aaron and Lori/Bolo.
Gus/Hera got the tickets Jonathan/Victoria were trying for. Hahahaha. (How was it possible they got your tickets, Victoria? Hmm. Maybe it's karma biting you guys on the ass.)
"You made us lose the race." Oh, Jonathan, fuck off. The only person who is making you two lose the race is YOU.
Okay, who else expects Bolo to pick his car up and run it back and forth on the road to rev it up?
These are officially the ugliest cars on the planet. *snerk*
If you don't stop saying you're in last place, Jonathan, I'm going to develop telekinesis specifically to hit you with something heavy.
Yay, a good idea from slow-and-steady Gus -- just baby the car and drive gentle.
Jonathan and Victoria just got pulled over by cops. I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW. Except for the part where he got them to take them right to the castle. Fuck.
Hee. The Hungarians are laughing at Gus and Hera.
If I'm not mistaken, the Internet cafe is the official advertising portion of tonight's episode. ;)
Okay, Jonathan seriously needs to get the hell over the plane tickets. "I hope Jonathan gets eliminated. He's really becoming a pain in the ass." Ha. Love Gus. Lovelovelove.
Aw. God, I love Kris and Jon. They were holding hands! *swoon* Why they're not both followed by happily singing woodlands creatures, I'll never know.
As scary as Gus without a shirt on can be, I'd rather see him shirtless with his bigger-than-mine mits than Jonathan.
Jonathan got kicked out of the cab. Again ... I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW.
Oh, come on, hurry up, Lori and Bolo.
7:23 a.m? Aw, fuck.
TO BE CONTINUED?! When the hell did they start this happy horseshit?! *temper tantrum*
Next time: Rebecca realizes Adam is an ass. Victoria realizes Jonathan is an ass. Freddy is an ass as much as someone can be while wearing Buddy Holly glasses.
EDIT: This episode just perfectly exemplifies why I loathe Jonathan. It's a race only he is running, and here's this blond, whiny load who's making him lose. He doesn't do anything to make them go further back in the race -- it's always Victoria or Gus or the taxi driver or some poor schmuck selling airline tickets in Berlin. And maybe telling whoever is pissing him off at the moment might not accomplish anything solid, but it will obviously make them understand that they have done something terrible to him and they immediately need to rectify what they've done to make him go further behind by bending over backwards to kiss his ass or make airline tickets or a faster path to the Detour suddenly appear out of thin air.
And you know, either this is the way he normally acts, or it's like he's said once or twice and he's "creating a character for the camera". Both are equally repellent options, especially considering this is one of the only good reality TV shows there is and he's fucking ruining it this year.
"Let's go to the hotel"? Oh, Kendra ... you stupid, stupid moron. And Victoria isn't much better with her "oh, I don't like anybody yelling at me, but it's okay because that's Jonathan".
Yay, it's neat hearing Gus talk about spies using Checkpoint Charlie when he used to work for the CIA.
That's the second time Asshat and Other Asshat have mistaken a red light for green. Are they sure they're not colorblind?
"They're such spazzes." HA!
Okay, when Kris says you need counseling in a very serious tone, that's not good.
"I'm ready to go home." Oh, Adam, you great big weenie. If you win, I'll be rolling my eyes. ("You're not doing it, pussy boy!" Okay, sometimes, I love Rebecca.)
"What if the rope goes around your neck?" Well, then, Victoria, we know you're in a better place.
Ooo, a castle. (Then again, those cars! Bwah! I love them.)
I think I'd do the bunjee as long they triple-checked everything, and I'm terrified of heights.
Kris thinks the bunjee is going to be fun. Huh. Something new and different from her. *g*
You know what I've noticed? That aside from Jonathan and Victoria, the other teams get along pretty well with each other for the most part ... you know, aside from that fight between Hayden/Aaron and Lori/Bolo.
Gus/Hera got the tickets Jonathan/Victoria were trying for. Hahahaha. (How was it possible they got your tickets, Victoria? Hmm. Maybe it's karma biting you guys on the ass.)
"You made us lose the race." Oh, Jonathan, fuck off. The only person who is making you two lose the race is YOU.
Okay, who else expects Bolo to pick his car up and run it back and forth on the road to rev it up?
These are officially the ugliest cars on the planet. *snerk*
If you don't stop saying you're in last place, Jonathan, I'm going to develop telekinesis specifically to hit you with something heavy.
Yay, a good idea from slow-and-steady Gus -- just baby the car and drive gentle.
Jonathan and Victoria just got pulled over by cops. I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW. Except for the part where he got them to take them right to the castle. Fuck.
Hee. The Hungarians are laughing at Gus and Hera.
If I'm not mistaken, the Internet cafe is the official advertising portion of tonight's episode. ;)
Okay, Jonathan seriously needs to get the hell over the plane tickets. "I hope Jonathan gets eliminated. He's really becoming a pain in the ass." Ha. Love Gus. Lovelovelove.
Aw. God, I love Kris and Jon. They were holding hands! *swoon* Why they're not both followed by happily singing woodlands creatures, I'll never know.
As scary as Gus without a shirt on can be, I'd rather see him shirtless with his bigger-than-mine mits than Jonathan.
Jonathan got kicked out of the cab. Again ... I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW.
Oh, come on, hurry up, Lori and Bolo.
7:23 a.m? Aw, fuck.
TO BE CONTINUED?! When the hell did they start this happy horseshit?! *temper tantrum*
Next time: Rebecca realizes Adam is an ass. Victoria realizes Jonathan is an ass. Freddy is an ass as much as someone can be while wearing Buddy Holly glasses.
EDIT: This episode just perfectly exemplifies why I loathe Jonathan. It's a race only he is running, and here's this blond, whiny load who's making him lose. He doesn't do anything to make them go further back in the race -- it's always Victoria or Gus or the taxi driver or some poor schmuck selling airline tickets in Berlin. And maybe telling whoever is pissing him off at the moment might not accomplish anything solid, but it will obviously make them understand that they have done something terrible to him and they immediately need to rectify what they've done to make him go further behind by bending over backwards to kiss his ass or make airline tickets or a faster path to the Detour suddenly appear out of thin air.
And you know, either this is the way he normally acts, or it's like he's said once or twice and he's "creating a character for the camera". Both are equally repellent options, especially considering this is one of the only good reality TV shows there is and he's fucking ruining it this year.
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Date: 2004-12-22 06:57 pm (UTC)I get this mental image of a pissed-off looking Bambi looking out a terminal window going "Shit! We missed them again!?"
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Date: 2004-12-22 07:19 pm (UTC)