Movie trailers

[apocalypsos]

Kingdom of Heaven -- Huh, I didn't know this trailer was out already. And it looks like they let Orlando have real facial hair (rather than the clean-shaven look or the wimpy facial hair I've seen him sport so far), which he should really keep because mmmmmmmmmmm.

Chronicles of Narnia -- Okay, it's not a trailer, it's a making-of featurette. But still, DUDE.

The Pink Panther -- *gawks* Uh, I think to offset the stupid, I'm going to have to post a link to the trailer for Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Comments

[wyldkyss.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you for the Narnia link!!

[welfy.livejournal.com]

But I don't WANT to wait until December 2005 to watch the Narnia movie! *cry*

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

Oh, the Pink Panther trailer wasn't that bad. Of course, the only reason I knew about the existence of that movie in the first place was because of the presence of Kristin Chenoweth, the world's most adorable coloratura soprano. :P

And after watching that Earthsea mini-series last week and A Series of Unfortunate Events today, I just want them to get the Narnia books right. Please?

-blue

[drewbeartx.livejournal.com]

Considering the fact that religion is being stripped from His Dark Materials, what do you think are the odds that Narnia is going to make it unscathed? Frankly, I just go back to the animated version of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe and remember a time when hypersensitivity didn't rule all decisions.

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

Stripping the anti-religion from His Dark Materials (please don't get me started on that) is different from stripping the Big Huge Christian Paralells from the Narnia books. Why would they do that? A Christian movie isn't going to get you thousands of instant protesters (and the entire Fox News Channel) ready to kick your ass. Plus the Narnia books are older and better-established than His Dark Materials.

The only reason I can think of that they would get rid of Narnia's religious overtones is as part of a larger campaign to neutralize (more like neuter) it into a Generic Fantasy Story. Kind of like what they did to the poor Earthsea books, which really didn't do anything to deserve such treatment. But the Narnia books are much better-known than those, too, so I'm staying optimistic.

-blue

[kindyll.livejournal.com]

mmmmm, narnia.

[kkglinka.livejournal.com]

Sin City! Did you see the Sin City one?

Pink Panther

[thebitterguy]

Well, at least Henry Czerny has work, eh?

[crevette.livejournal.com]

Kingdom of Heaven.... ::SPLURT::

[shardofnarsil.livejournal.com]

After watching that Narnia clip, I think I pissed my pants.

[penmage.livejournal.com]

The Narnia clip was lovely - but was I the only one who kept getting rubbing the wrong way by the way he kept calling it "Nahnia"?

And, re: Kingdom of Heaven: Okay, so it's pretty. But am I the only one irked by the glorification of the Crusades?

[doqz.livejournal.com]

Actually from what I can gather KoH is Michael Moore cinema. THin allusion to current US foreign policy based a bit on on outdated history and a lot on Walter Scott's novel - "The Talisman."

The Crusades hisorians were mightily pissed off when they were shown the first script: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/01/18/wcrus18.xml&sSheet=/news/2004/01/18/ixworld.html

Upon which Ridley Scott made some cosmetic changes i.e. including the scenes of Muslim abuse of crosses/churches, but overall the theme remains of Crusaders' massacring indiginous population regardless of their religion and the latter banding together to defend Jerusalem against them - also ignoring their religious differences.

None of this is definite, I must hasten to admit. I certainly haven't seen the film, mostly this is conclusion drawn from reviews and articles similar to above.

Overall, however, it seems unlikely to a glorification of Crusades in any form.

Pink abomination

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

There is no Inspector Clouseau but Peter Sellers. Modern soul-sucking remaking bastards, talk to my spork.