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[apocalypsos]

Considering I never get my New Year's resolutions resolved anyway, the hell with it. This year, I resolve to do things that it's a pretty safe bet aren't going to happen anyway, but are at least going to be interesting.

So, this upcoming year, I resolve to:

-- battle an army of zombies to a heroic death.
-- further develop my ability to teleport.
-- get into a streetfight with George W. Bush armed only with a broken bottle and a wicked sneer.
-- become a goddess in at least eight different dimensions.
-- come up with a cure for stupidity.
-- learn to juggle chainsaws.
-- devour an entire universe in one sitting.

There. Those shouldn't be too difficult not to fulfill. :)

EDIT: I just heard a dirty rumor that my old workplace is closing early today, and this station isn't. Please stand back so things don't hit you when I throw them in annoyance. *grrrrr*

HORNBALL OF EDIT: I just spent an hour at the front counter reading schmoopy alien-baby Clark/Lex Smallville fic. Now that's what I call killing time at work. :) (I'm lucky it's New Year's Eve, there's nothing to do, and I can get away with it. *eg*)

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[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

If you ever manage any of those, don't forget us. At least film the fights :D

(Note: I have seen 6 done, and the cure for number 5 is murder)