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[apocalypsos]

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have decided to separate?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! However will we get through this? *wail, sob, gnashing of --*

Hey, wait a second. I don't give a fuck.

Never mind. :)

Comments

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

Heh. It's times like this I'm glad I'm a fan of Christopher Walken (35 years of marriage and counting).

[stumpsforhands.livejournal.com]

Isn't he in his forties now? Pssh! Good luck finding new gash at this point, Brad.

[cornfields.livejournal.com]

Niiiiiice. ;)

[writteninstars.livejournal.com]

Swimming by via atorable's flist:

First of all, *love* your icon. It's perfect.

Secondly, re: JA & BP: Hee! I don't find joy in anyone's marital fallouts, but *come on* media outlets, do we really need to know everything about everyone ever in a movie/tv show? Bleh.

But you? You're funny.

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

And here we all thought those two kids would...

Wait, I never thought about those two kids.

[ladysorka]

They were together?

[getchokedup.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[poshcat.livejournal.com]

As if the Enquirer was absolutely right!!

Poor Jen. This close to using one of those stale eggs of hers. Sniff.

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Og course you don't give a fuck. If you did, you wouldn't be a virgin.

[musyc]

Hell, I care. Brad Pitt's single again! WOO!

Not that I have a shot, but a girl can dream, right? :)

[lannadelarosa.livejournal.com]

And a girl can get arrested for trying to get the father of her three children to pay alimony and maybe trying on a few of his clothes and sleeping in his bed.

DAMN YOU, BRAD PITT. THINK OF OUR CHILDREN.

[lilwitchy.livejournal.com]

hehe!

[denial-girl.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahahaha! That is the best comment on this breakup I've read.

[penmage.livejournal.com]

For a moment there, you scared me.

:D