Lost: "Hearts and Minds"
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apocalypsosWOOHOO! INCEST! But not really, so it's okay, but technically it's still -- INCEST SEX!
Okay, so anyway, I'll narrow this down by character again.
Boone -- As I said in the cut, Boone, you ignorant slut. Thank you for nailing your very pretty sister simply for the mental images I now have to play with. I'm telling you, I wish I had a real, honest-to-goodness bunk right now so I could be in it. Not-quite-incest porn with very, very pretty fictional characters I like makes a happy troll. :)
And you know, I have reason to be mad at Boone, because I know she's a super King Kamehameha bee-atch, but, "I felt relieved"?! *smacks Boone upside the head* Then again, I understand where he's coming from, so I let it slide. But the part that bugs me is when he followed Locke, who did a truly creepy thing to him. Then again, I suppose it's easy to warp the hell out of a guy who's more beauty than brains. Boone Carlyle ... hee. That's such a romance-novel name.
Shannon -- I love Shannon, I do. I'll be the first to admit, though, that I falter between loving her and loving to hate her. I was firmly on the loving-to-hate-her fence for the entire episode, but let's establish that this was while I was getting the porn I wanted, so I can deal. :) As for the backstory between the two of them, I love the fact that on some level, Boone's always been trying to do the big-brother thing and Shannon's just been an absolute punk about the whole thing.
Sawyer -- Look, there he is in the flashback! Aaaaand there he goes. *snerk* They need to do one of those with everybody, because that was just too amusing, seeing the two of them cross paths like that.
Jack -- I'm sorry, but when the hell did Jack stop being pissed at Kate for last episode? Oh, bollocks, never mind. It's not like I don't ignore the both of them when they come on screen anyway.
Kate -- Oh, how I wish Sun hadn't talked to her. Because she's going to expect conversations and just ... just no. Stop talking to Sun! She's too cool to hang out with you! Speaking of which ...
Sun -- How awesome is it not only that Sun has a grove and a garden going on, but that she did it up to a certain point without anyone helping, without asking for help, and without even telling? I adore her, and when she said she loved Jin, I just melted. In the absence of Claire, she's filling my "cute" quotient. Aaaand speaking of Claire ...
Charlie -- Okay, so he was only in one scene (and when he showed up, I yelped "Oh, thank GOD"), but that preview for next week? He beats up Sawyer for Claire's journal! YAY! *flails* Oh, I'm so going to need to icon that.
Jin -- Damn. He's just ... just ... wow. Him and Hurley together are just awesome. All you've got to go on with Jin is just facial expressions and hand movements, and he and Hurley were like a freakin' comedy team.
Hurley -- "Just pee on it, man!" BWAH. And when Jin handed him that fish, his eyes welled up. Awwwww. (And it's official. Jorge gets most of the good lines. :))
Sayid -- Okay, who's got the list of things Sayid has had sexual chemistry with? All right, at the bottom, add "Boone", "Jack", "Locke" (in a rather frightening turn), "a map", "a bowl of water", "a pair of Shannon's shoes" and "magnetic north". Got it? Good. Remember, we officially finish the list when "the kitchen sink" ends up at the bottom. (Also, whoever recs me a good Boone/Sayid fic has first dibs on my firstborn child. Mmmm.)
Michael -- Whatever's in that wooden box? I swear, this show drives me nuts in a happy way, because just when it gives me the resolution to one secret, it gives me another to soak in. And he was so happy to see it, too. Not to mention the look he gave Walt. *pets Michael* And the preview just made me hope to God he steps up to the plate with the whole father thing and doesn't get all his Good Father points taken away.
Walt -- As per the preview, OMG WALT NOT ANOTHER POLAR BEAR YOU'RE CREEPY BUT FOR FUCK'S SAKE DON'T GET EATEN! Ahem.
Locke -- Riiiiiight.
Okay, look. Man's either out of his fucking mind, or he's an entirely new level of brilliant. Either way, people would have to be clinically insane to follow him. So of course, they all do. Go figure. (I mean, I know the guy knows how to hunt and has four hundred knives, but for crying out loud, doesn't anybody who has to interact with him on a day-to-day basis notice he's taking this zen Davy Crockett thing to frightening new levels? Sheesh.)
So far, he's shown every indication of being one of the terrifying cult leaders who ends up convincing a bunch of people to drink the Kool-Aid before swallowing the barrel of a .45. He's persuasive. He's calm. He gives off this knowledgable aura that just makes people want to trail after him like lost puppies. And look who he's used it on so far. The prime examples are Charlie and Boone, both of whom when they were at their most weak-minded. It's getting to the point where Locke's gone beyond helping them and moved into scarier territory.
Next week: GYAH. Why the fuck do people keep hiding in that twiggy tree? It doesn't seem to be giving a hell of a lot of protection. (Although it makes you wonder, though, why Boone would hallucinate hiding in that tree a week before Walt apparently actually does so in real life.)
Okay, so anyway, I'll narrow this down by character again.
Boone -- As I said in the cut, Boone, you ignorant slut. Thank you for nailing your very pretty sister simply for the mental images I now have to play with. I'm telling you, I wish I had a real, honest-to-goodness bunk right now so I could be in it. Not-quite-incest porn with very, very pretty fictional characters I like makes a happy troll. :)
And you know, I have reason to be mad at Boone, because I know she's a super King Kamehameha bee-atch, but, "I felt relieved"?! *smacks Boone upside the head* Then again, I understand where he's coming from, so I let it slide. But the part that bugs me is when he followed Locke, who did a truly creepy thing to him. Then again, I suppose it's easy to warp the hell out of a guy who's more beauty than brains. Boone Carlyle ... hee. That's such a romance-novel name.
Shannon -- I love Shannon, I do. I'll be the first to admit, though, that I falter between loving her and loving to hate her. I was firmly on the loving-to-hate-her fence for the entire episode, but let's establish that this was while I was getting the porn I wanted, so I can deal. :) As for the backstory between the two of them, I love the fact that on some level, Boone's always been trying to do the big-brother thing and Shannon's just been an absolute punk about the whole thing.
Sawyer -- Look, there he is in the flashback! Aaaaand there he goes. *snerk* They need to do one of those with everybody, because that was just too amusing, seeing the two of them cross paths like that.
Jack -- I'm sorry, but when the hell did Jack stop being pissed at Kate for last episode? Oh, bollocks, never mind. It's not like I don't ignore the both of them when they come on screen anyway.
Kate -- Oh, how I wish Sun hadn't talked to her. Because she's going to expect conversations and just ... just no. Stop talking to Sun! She's too cool to hang out with you! Speaking of which ...
Sun -- How awesome is it not only that Sun has a grove and a garden going on, but that she did it up to a certain point without anyone helping, without asking for help, and without even telling? I adore her, and when she said she loved Jin, I just melted. In the absence of Claire, she's filling my "cute" quotient. Aaaand speaking of Claire ...
Charlie -- Okay, so he was only in one scene (and when he showed up, I yelped "Oh, thank GOD"), but that preview for next week? He beats up Sawyer for Claire's journal! YAY! *flails* Oh, I'm so going to need to icon that.
Jin -- Damn. He's just ... just ... wow. Him and Hurley together are just awesome. All you've got to go on with Jin is just facial expressions and hand movements, and he and Hurley were like a freakin' comedy team.
Hurley -- "Just pee on it, man!" BWAH. And when Jin handed him that fish, his eyes welled up. Awwwww. (And it's official. Jorge gets most of the good lines. :))
Sayid -- Okay, who's got the list of things Sayid has had sexual chemistry with? All right, at the bottom, add "Boone", "Jack", "Locke" (in a rather frightening turn), "a map", "a bowl of water", "a pair of Shannon's shoes" and "magnetic north". Got it? Good. Remember, we officially finish the list when "the kitchen sink" ends up at the bottom. (Also, whoever recs me a good Boone/Sayid fic has first dibs on my firstborn child. Mmmm.)
Michael -- Whatever's in that wooden box? I swear, this show drives me nuts in a happy way, because just when it gives me the resolution to one secret, it gives me another to soak in. And he was so happy to see it, too. Not to mention the look he gave Walt. *pets Michael* And the preview just made me hope to God he steps up to the plate with the whole father thing and doesn't get all his Good Father points taken away.
Walt -- As per the preview, OMG WALT NOT ANOTHER POLAR BEAR YOU'RE CREEPY BUT FOR FUCK'S SAKE DON'T GET EATEN! Ahem.
Locke -- Riiiiiight.
Okay, look. Man's either out of his fucking mind, or he's an entirely new level of brilliant. Either way, people would have to be clinically insane to follow him. So of course, they all do. Go figure. (I mean, I know the guy knows how to hunt and has four hundred knives, but for crying out loud, doesn't anybody who has to interact with him on a day-to-day basis notice he's taking this zen Davy Crockett thing to frightening new levels? Sheesh.)
So far, he's shown every indication of being one of the terrifying cult leaders who ends up convincing a bunch of people to drink the Kool-Aid before swallowing the barrel of a .45. He's persuasive. He's calm. He gives off this knowledgable aura that just makes people want to trail after him like lost puppies. And look who he's used it on so far. The prime examples are Charlie and Boone, both of whom when they were at their most weak-minded. It's getting to the point where Locke's gone beyond helping them and moved into scarier territory.
Next week: GYAH. Why the fuck do people keep hiding in that twiggy tree? It doesn't seem to be giving a hell of a lot of protection. (Although it makes you wonder, though, why Boone would hallucinate hiding in that tree a week before Walt apparently actually does so in real life.)
