Dear evening news: Give it a rest.
Jan. 24th, 2005 11:07 pmJust for the record, it's 11:07 on Monday night and Johnny Carson's still dead. Make sure to check your local morning news tomorrow to make sure this fact is still depressing.
Tired of all of the Carson memorials? Why, yes ... yes, I am. *sigh*
EDIT: I just saw Macaulay Culkin on a Will and Grace rerun throwing money at Karen and saying, "Get yourself a bikini wax. I like a clean workspace." So how long until the ninja comes to my door and physically scars me for life to go with the mental ones I now have?
Tired of all of the Carson memorials? Why, yes ... yes, I am. *sigh*
EDIT: I just saw Macaulay Culkin on a Will and Grace rerun throwing money at Karen and saying, "Get yourself a bikini wax. I like a clean workspace." So how long until the ninja comes to my door and physically scars me for life to go with the mental ones I now have?