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[apocalypsos]

So, the correct answer to "What Did Bryan Do This Time?" is that the little bastard totaled his car. Okay, so it wasn't exactly his fault that his car got totaled. He was driving home from work after the big snowstorm last weekend, he stopped at a light, and some dumbass pulled out of a Dunkin Donuts and slammed right into his rear end. And apparently, it's trashed, so it's time for a new car. (Just for the record, if he had knocked up whichever girl is his current girlfriend, pretty much everybody in Northern Pennsylvania or New Jersey would be wailing and gnashing their teeth. My mother would see to it.)

Meanwhile, while I was talking to my mother, I pulled the same trick she's done before by accident. For anybody who doesn't know, she has a habit of dropping shocking information in the middle of a conversation just for the "WHAT?!" reaction. (Example: "Your brother got into an accident, one of the cats burned his paw on the stove ... oh, yeah, and I have skin cancer on my forehead.") I started off the conversation saying there was nothing new on my end, then halfway through the call, I blurted out, "Oh, yeah, and there was an attempted murder at work yesterday." I didn't even realize I did it until later. Oops.

Speaking of which, Monty actually came into work yesterday. So, you know, all good. :)