Oh, good God.

[apocalypsos]

On his Valentine's Day special, Dr. Phil is going to help Jonathan and Victoria from The Amazing Race.

That special is going to be full of so much evil, I wouldn't be surprised if the theme music magically changed to the theme from The Exorcist no matter what the editor did.

EDIT: Why am I watching this dopey Hallmark movie on CBS? *headsmack*

Comments

[wtfbrain.livejournal.com]

Hee! I normally avoid Dr. Phil like the plague, but I'm *so watching this one...

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Sweet fancy Moses.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

And just for added disgust, they showed pretty much every jackhole thing that Jonathan did on TAR in the commercial. Ick.

[webpetals.livejournal.com]

LOL! I can't even begin to imagine the delicious wickedness of that episode.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

Yew NEED to stop HITTIN yer WAHF!

[ficangel.livejournal.com]

Because it's Skeet Ulrich and even though he's basically Johnny Lite, there's something about those eyes that are just eerie.

Which is to say that I'm doing the same thing and wishing like mad that 'Miracles' was still on the air so that I could have CatholicTwee!Skeet.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Skeet's being awfully cute in a doofy sort of way. :)

[laughingrat.livejournal.com]

Is that the couple where the fella likes to smack the woman around? Unless Dr. Phil will be painting a target on the guy's chest and handing the chick a handgun, it's not "helping," it's just another apology for spouse abuse. Which, looking at some of the relationship self-help books out there, is more or less the norm. :(

Mind you I don't watch the show, so for all I know I've A: got the wrong couple, and B: she's been beating him with a two by four when the cameras aren't rolling, in which case I apologize for getting my facts mixed up.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, same couple. And I can pretty much guarantee he won't be painting a target on his chest, which means it's going to be disappointing no matter what.

[laughingrat.livejournal.com]

Exactly, and have you SEEN some of the gawdawful relationship books lately? Stuff like The Respect He Needs--The Love She Wants, which I had to walk away from very quickly because I was in public, and of course the ever-popular Men Are From Mars, Women Suck Their Penis. Blarg. Then again, recommending to women that they fix their relationships by dint of a boot and a rolling pin probably wouldn't make for a book that sells.

Mind you I interact perfectly well with my current fella without boots or rolling pins, but he's quite a nice fella. :-D

[dreamt.livejournal.com]

Having seen a little of Dr. Phil's "work" I'm sure he'll somehow manage to blame her for it >_>

[virgulesmith.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm watching the Hallmark thing too.

And frighteningly, I'm not finding myself changing the channel.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Me, neither. Even though so far, Keri Russell is pissing me off. I keep waiting for her to act like something other than a spoiled brat and throw herself at Skeet. 'Cause, seriously, he's so cute, and he's really trying.

[virgulesmith.livejournal.com]

Why is it that no one in a movie ever thinks, well, ok, this is what's going on, and somehow I wound up with a totally hottie and hm, I guess I'll make the best of it.

I mean, I know if I were "trapped" with Skeet I would certainly make the best of it.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I know, seriously. And aw, look, he saved her stupid burlap bag!

Sex with him. Sex with him NOW. Grrr.

[raebird.livejournal.com]

We can only hope that the confluence of pure evil will be great enough to short out the cameras so that none of us will ever have to be subjected to Dr. Phil or Jonathan & Victoria ever again. Of course, it won't happen, but I'm still all kinds of happy this is happening on a day when I won't be home to be subjected to Dr. Phil against my will.

[tinylegacies.livejournal.com]

Dr. Phil is going to help Jonathan and Victoria

That's gotta be the greatest oxymoron I've ever encountered...

I wonder what time he's on in the DC area... I'm only working a half day that day...

[tsuki-no-yami.livejournal.com]

If it's a daytime episode, probably the same time as MD.
3pm on whatever channel your NBC is own.

If it's primetime, 8 or 8pm maybe. Try going on MSN's televison times site.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I saw some morning TV thing with Jonathan and Victoria on it.

This host was all: "Look, bitch, we have clips of you being a royal fuck to Victoria."

Jonathan was all: "That was the show. Yeah. That was just what we were like on the show. We're different now, really. I'm better."

Victoria was all: "Smile or I get yelled at. I'm so alone."

[divabat.livejournal.com]

He's going after the Claymates (Clay Aiken fans) too. This should be interesting. o_O

[dreamt.livejournal.com]

The amount of evil in message alone has my nerves play the theme song from the Exorcist x_x

[septembergrrl.livejournal.com]

Why am I watching this dopey Hallmark movie on CBS?

I watched it too! I'm not sure why ... it was just appealingly sappy, and I loved the 40's fashions. Also, I kept feelign like I recognized the actress playing Martha, but I couldn't figure out why.

[foenix.livejournal.com]

Ok, how freaking awesome would it be for Dr. Phil's head to do a 360 and spew pea soup??

J

[denial-girl.livejournal.com]

Why am I watching this dopey Hallmark movie on CBS?

Because Hallmark owns your soul and you want to play Yahtzee with kids with cancer and tell your girlfriend she makes you gag and visit your old retiring professor and give some shite card about trees while he displays early signs of Alzheimer's and OMGi'n'tCuTe?!1!!11?

I watched that movie. And I work for Hallmark.

[valerie]

On his Valentine's Day special, Dr. Phil is going to help Jonathan and Victoria from The Amazing Race.

*cackles*

Despite my complete disgust for all three individuals involved, I might have to watch that out of pure schadenfreude.