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[apocalypsos]

So. It's Valentine's Day, huh? Does it count if I'm in love with the new shower head? (It's like being sprayed with a fire hose! In a good way!) No? Okay, then.

*shags entire friends list one at a time, with candlelight and chocolate and flowers and Barry White music*

Comments

[namey.livejournal.com]

Yay, chocolate!

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

I knew when I woke up this morning it would be a great day. :D

[kindyll.livejournal.com]

any Barry White music I hear is forever cursed with being sung by Peter MacNicol in my head. Still entertaining, but a bit different.

Happy V. Day

[chang-o.livejournal.com]

mmm, candlelight, chocolate, *and* a hot shower...

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm having a meaningful relationship with my vanilla and bergamot flavoured tea. Mmmm.

Also milliways_bar. That at least involves interaction with people! I'm getting better!

*Loves on trollprincess*

[aberrantangels]

You're on Milliways? Cool! Whom do you play there? (I'm good_or_awesome, last_master and md_donighal.)

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

I'm shelley_winters and oneman_onevote. I'm sitting here waiting for the Valentine's Crack to start.

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

whoa! you must be exhausted! there are tons of us!

*sends you lots of water and carbs to give you energy*

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

Oh thank GOD. I figured today would be a slow Valentine's, considering that I'm out of batteries... :P

[frogmajick.livejournal.com]

Yay! A good, old-fashioned TrollPrincess Friends list shagging! This is the best V-day ever!

*shags you back and lays bon-bons and fan fic at your feet*

[aberrantangels]

Can we do it to the Lisa Stansfield version of "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

[rustybitch.livejournal.com]

Considering the lenght of your flist, gotta admire the initiative ;>

[wufeidragon.livejournal.com]

I am in love with the fact that it is snowing!

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

Candlelight and chocolate? Aaw, I'm touched. :) I guess I can forgive you for having a wonderful showerhead while I'm still using a glorified faucet.

-blue

[darcydodo]

No? Okay, then.

Don't be ridiculous, it totally counts! ;)

[tsiankiio.livejournal.com]

You, my friend, are blessed with stamina. And thank you muchly for the chocolate.

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

I'm in love with the fact that it might hit 80 today. hoo-ray.

:D

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

shags entire friends list one at a time
I'll be sure to make it worth your while.

[whitewithsnow.livejournal.com]

Chocolate has always been the only thing that stops me from killing myself on Valentine's Day. Thank you, chocolate.

You have received a Valentine...

[http://users.livejournal.com/cupid__/]

Love from Cupid xx

p.s. Cupid doesn't know if the trollprincess enjoys looking at the beautiful face of the Jude Law or not, but Cupid hopes you appreciate the thought nonetheless. :)

[leaveoutalltherest]

YAY! A Trollprincess shaggin!

But hey, can we change the candlelight and Barrywhite music to hot wax and Marilyn Manson? I'm really not in the whole 'romantic' mood. :)

[tania.livejournal.com]

<3 Woot! Random FL screwage!

I love those shower heads. ;)

[melodywhore.livejournal.com]

ok I'm not sure if you mean what I think you mean about the shower head, but whatever blows your hair back. ;)

*is shagged*

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I am the Valentine Fairy! You have been valentined!

[silent-sybil.livejournal.com]

*reciprocates, with music and chick-flicks*

[crevette.livejournal.com]

Barry White!

Now you're talking... cause I... can't get enough of your love....

Did You Know...

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

That I have never heard any song by Barry White?

I feel I am missing out on something

[tree220.livejournal.com]

I told you it was good.

[loesaurus.livejournal.com]

Oh, baby!!!

[idadebeautreux.livejournal.com]

Hot damn, I got some action! I never knew!