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Feb. 16th, 2005 09:12 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosOkay, so, here's the deal. I've never mixed drinks before.
Oh, all right. Total lie. This one time, when Wolvie wasn't looking, I took all of his beers and mixed 'em with Dr. Pepper. I didn't drink 'em or anything, 'cause ... uh, they frightened me. Liquor shouldn't, you know, talk to you or try to grab you by the neck. Bad liquor. No pretty paper umbrella.
So, I found this book in the library, right? And it's got all kind of recipes for Bloody Marys and Sex on the Beach and ... Alien Urine Sample? EWWW. Nobody order that, 'kay? Ick.
Oh, all right. Total lie. This one time, when Wolvie wasn't looking, I took all of his beers and mixed 'em with Dr. Pepper. I didn't drink 'em or anything, 'cause ... uh, they frightened me. Liquor shouldn't, you know, talk to you or try to grab you by the neck. Bad liquor. No pretty paper umbrella.
So, I found this book in the library, right? And it's got all kind of recipes for Bloody Marys and Sex on the Beach and ... Alien Urine Sample? EWWW. Nobody order that, 'kay? Ick.
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Date: 2005-02-16 03:33 pm (UTC)I was particularly impressed with the torture chamber. Very psychological of you.
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Date: 2005-02-16 03:38 pm (UTC)I thought it was effective. Not that things went as planned. But still... C'est la vie.
Which is pretty much the extent of my French.A Drink?
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Date: 2005-02-16 03:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-16 03:44 pm (UTC)Thank you, no. Brandy is more than acceptable, my friend.
[OOC: And sadly, I must run out for a bit. I shall be back!]