Let the costume party commence!

[apocalypsos]

Okay, so, here's the deal. I've never mixed drinks before.

Oh, all right. Total lie. This one time, when Wolvie wasn't looking, I took all of his beers and mixed 'em with Dr. Pepper. I didn't drink 'em or anything, 'cause ... uh, they frightened me. Liquor shouldn't, you know, talk to you or try to grab you by the neck. Bad liquor. No pretty paper umbrella.

So, I found this book in the library, right? And it's got all kind of recipes for Bloody Marys and Sex on the Beach and ... Alien Urine Sample? EWWW. Nobody order that, 'kay? Ick.

Comments

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Just a martini, please...vodka, not gin, and one olive. I find the simplest and most traditional things are often the most valid.

[musyc]

That is exactly what I keep trying to tell my partner. He often feels that the more complex and exciting the situation can be, the better. He often fails to understand that we do things a particular way not because it has always been done that way, but more because they are best when done that way.

Often his comments about traditionalism are directed at my pants, but I fail to see his humor.

[phillyexpat.livejournal.com]

I only drink what people tell me to. Especially when I've been VERY BAD.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Have some Scotch, my dear.

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

Bah, it's not a drink unless it can grab you by the throat.

Give me a beer, I'm in no mood to die yet tonight. Though if you see my brother...

[leatherdykeuk.livejournal.com]

Ah, no...The Urine sample belongs to me, thanks. I was on my way to the nice Doctor at Roswell.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Kindly pass the whisky, my dear girl.

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Sweet hell, Withnail, is that you?

[apillarofsalt.livejournal.com]

You're lucky you never did that to Sean, love.

[bloody-bottle.livejournal.com]

Well the damnable dog is fond of gin and tonic...

I think I'd rather have something slightly fruitier. A strawberry daiquiri, perhaps?

[opportunemoment.livejournal.com]

I hAd a DoggY onCe. He smeLLeD of nIce and bLUe CherrIeS. BuT he WenT awaY.

[opportunemoment.livejournal.com]

HellO! I mAde a Special Drink jusT fOr you WitH pInk and siLver dRagONs anD Love and ThinGS that maKe yoU fEEl liKe the WorlD is waTChinG yOu aLl the tiMe and maYbE if You hide undEr YouR beD unTil the worLd ends it WiLl all sToP.

:D

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Yay Del!]

[foxxydancr.livejournal.com]

I ordered Sex with an Alligator once. And I liked it. I've never ordered it again because I can't walk into a bar and say "I'd like Sex with an Alligator, please" without blushing and stammering.

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

*drools* *stagers*

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

I shall kidnap all the sopranos here! Ahahahahahaaa!!!!!

*Twirls cape, and climbs chandelier*

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Melodramatic wanker.

I would have made an absolutely fucking great Phantom. But those bastard casting directors. Too fucking skinny, they said. I'll give you too fucking skinny.

[calliopes_pen]

Milk? No, really a martini. With just one olive.

[takenhawkeye.livejournal.com]

Were our livers split at birth?

Put it on my tab.

[shoiryu.livejournal.com]

I really shouldn't be here. Really.

[aberrantangels]

Butterbeer if you have any.

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Oh, try an Ogden's. Really. It's terribly good for aching scars.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

(glances around nervously)

A-a-are you su-sure that's allowed?

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

Does it matter if it isn't?

[elessar.livejournal.com]

Got anything more...intergalactic-sounding?

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

*Snatches book from Jubilee and reads it above her head*

Let's see...

Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. Never heard of it. Right, that's two Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters coming up.

*Stares at the table full of ingredients in a slightly unfocussed way*

Where the fuck is the bartender?

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

Anything's fine, really, as long as there's alcohol involved.

[shoiryu.livejournal.com]

Uniform, eh. Who're you with?

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

Alcohol, hmm? Try not to drive, though. You don't wanna see me before you have to...

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

Interting seeing you when I'm not covered in blood. I feel underdressed.

[cornfields.livejournal.com]

I'll take a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, if you please..

[raindroproses.livejournal.com]

Hey, sweetheart, get me a--yeah, boss, I got it--a... you got any sarsaparilla? I'm on call--no, Gibbs, I'm not drinking; ask the bartender.

...Gibbs?

Oh, screw it. Gimme a beer.

[thedivinegoat.livejournal.com]

They didn't have any sarsaparilla Tony? You must be devestated.

Gibbs here?

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

*zooms up in his convertible, vaults over the hood, and lands on his feet*

Tea please. And brownies if you have it.

*wanders the party in search of princesses*

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

...and people call me a spazz.

[miladygrey.livejournal.com]

I doubt my tutor would really approve of my drinking, it's so bad for the voice...but perhaps one small glass of wine wouldn't hurt...

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Oh, Erik has his own vices, my dear. I recommend the Chateau d'Yquem.

[fyrdrakken]

Bottle of the Old Vinyard's?

[yueni]

Drinking. Mortals.

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

And immortals, thank you so very much, Oneiros.

[b-cavis.livejournal.com]

Hm. I usually don't indulge-- too busy trying to kill a certain man in a white karate outfit. But as long as I don't have to pay anything and can kill anyone who gets drunk and stumbles into me, I'd like something with peppermint schnapps involved.

Unless of course you know how to make a Dead Samurai?

No?

Oh, that's okay then.

I WILL DOOM YOU!

...A glass of white wine, please.

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

...Dead Samurai?

Do share. I have one I may want to off in the near future.