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Okay, so, here's the deal. I've never mixed drinks before.

Oh, all right. Total lie. This one time, when Wolvie wasn't looking, I took all of his beers and mixed 'em with Dr. Pepper. I didn't drink 'em or anything, 'cause ... uh, they frightened me. Liquor shouldn't, you know, talk to you or try to grab you by the neck. Bad liquor. No pretty paper umbrella.

So, I found this book in the library, right? And it's got all kind of recipes for Bloody Marys and Sex on the Beach and ... Alien Urine Sample? EWWW. Nobody order that, 'kay? Ick.

Date: 2005-02-16 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bloody-bottle.livejournal.com
Liver of cast iron? Well, I suppose it's probably as hard as iron from all the scar tissue. You do seem a little jaundiced in your picture, you know.

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