Let the costume party commence!
Feb. 16th, 2005 09:12 amOkay, so, here's the deal. I've never mixed drinks before.
Oh, all right. Total lie. This one time, when Wolvie wasn't looking, I took all of his beers and mixed 'em with Dr. Pepper. I didn't drink 'em or anything, 'cause ... uh, they frightened me. Liquor shouldn't, you know, talk to you or try to grab you by the neck. Bad liquor. No pretty paper umbrella.
So, I found this book in the library, right? And it's got all kind of recipes for Bloody Marys and Sex on the Beach and ... Alien Urine Sample? EWWW. Nobody order that, 'kay? Ick.
Oh, all right. Total lie. This one time, when Wolvie wasn't looking, I took all of his beers and mixed 'em with Dr. Pepper. I didn't drink 'em or anything, 'cause ... uh, they frightened me. Liquor shouldn't, you know, talk to you or try to grab you by the neck. Bad liquor. No pretty paper umbrella.
So, I found this book in the library, right? And it's got all kind of recipes for Bloody Marys and Sex on the Beach and ... Alien Urine Sample? EWWW. Nobody order that, 'kay? Ick.
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Date: 2005-02-16 05:30 pm (UTC)I have lived alone in the darkness all my life, Lady. I am one of those voices.
Almost to himself, he sings;
Close your eyes -
For your eyes will only tell the truth
And the truth isn't what you want to see
In the dark, is it easy to pretend
That the truth is what it ought to be...