Let the costume party commence!
Feb. 16th, 2005 09:12 amOkay, so, here's the deal. I've never mixed drinks before.
Oh, all right. Total lie. This one time, when Wolvie wasn't looking, I took all of his beers and mixed 'em with Dr. Pepper. I didn't drink 'em or anything, 'cause ... uh, they frightened me. Liquor shouldn't, you know, talk to you or try to grab you by the neck. Bad liquor. No pretty paper umbrella.
So, I found this book in the library, right? And it's got all kind of recipes for Bloody Marys and Sex on the Beach and ... Alien Urine Sample? EWWW. Nobody order that, 'kay? Ick.
Oh, all right. Total lie. This one time, when Wolvie wasn't looking, I took all of his beers and mixed 'em with Dr. Pepper. I didn't drink 'em or anything, 'cause ... uh, they frightened me. Liquor shouldn't, you know, talk to you or try to grab you by the neck. Bad liquor. No pretty paper umbrella.
So, I found this book in the library, right? And it's got all kind of recipes for Bloody Marys and Sex on the Beach and ... Alien Urine Sample? EWWW. Nobody order that, 'kay? Ick.
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Date: 2005-02-16 05:03 pm (UTC)Unless of course you know how to make a Dead Samurai?
No?
Oh, that's okay then.
I WILL DOOM YOU!
...A glass of white wine, please.
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Date: 2005-02-16 10:11 pm (UTC)Do share. I have one I may want to off in the near future.