Let the costume party commence!

[apocalypsos]

Okay, so, here's the deal. I've never mixed drinks before.

Oh, all right. Total lie. This one time, when Wolvie wasn't looking, I took all of his beers and mixed 'em with Dr. Pepper. I didn't drink 'em or anything, 'cause ... uh, they frightened me. Liquor shouldn't, you know, talk to you or try to grab you by the neck. Bad liquor. No pretty paper umbrella.

So, I found this book in the library, right? And it's got all kind of recipes for Bloody Marys and Sex on the Beach and ... Alien Urine Sample? EWWW. Nobody order that, 'kay? Ick.

Comments

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

...WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!? I AM NOT A GIRL DAMMIT!!!

Gah! The little weird jump-y over the hood of your car thing was spazzy. Very much so! Walk like normal people for god's sake.

NOT A GIRL. Why the HELL do people keep doing this to me? Fuck it, Mustang, this is YOUR FAULT! AUGH! I need another beer! WHERE THE HELL'S THE BARTENDER?!

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

Of course you aren't. My mistake.

I am not normal people! I am a star! *preens as cameras take pictures of him*

Would you like to be a star, too? Would you like to revolutionize the world?

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

...I have no desire at all to be a star. Too much publicity does bad things, it especially makes people curious about your past. Which in my and my brother's case, is a VERY BAD THING.

...wait, AUGH! I'm supposed to be mad at you! STOP DOING THAT!

OOC: I should just give up and make this my default icon for now...

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

You have a strong heart and strong desires. I have no doubt you'd be able to do great things with a great deal of power--the kind of power I could help you achieve as we drive to the ends of the world!

*music suddenly blares from a thousand stereo boomboxes, sitting on a thousand desks like the kind you'd find in school*

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

*clamps hands over ears* GAH! LOUDLOUDLOUDLOUDLOUDLOUDLOUDLOUD!

Listen, the only power I'm interested in comes in the form of a red stone. You wouldn't possibly know where I could find it, would you?

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

*turns all of the boomboxes off except for one which plays a very sexy bass beat with horns*

I haven't seen such a thing so far, but perhaps it may wait for you at the ends of the world. I could drive you there.

*car vrooms helpfully*

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

...

I'll ... walk, thanks.

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? It can be a very long walk and it gets cold and lonely. We can play games along the way.

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

Very, very sure.

And I'm not lonely. I have my little brother. When I can find him and he's not adopting enough stray kittens to start his own army.

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

Devotion to family is a blessing. I knew a brother and sister who were very devoted to each other. They both went to the ends of the world with me and we all had a wonderful time. What's your brother's name?

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

Alphonse. His name is Alphonse. We're really the only family each other has anymore. That rat bastard Hohenheim can rot in hell for all I care.

...why are you so interested?

...

All of these warning bells can't be a good sign.