Let the costume party commence!

[apocalypsos]

Okay, so, here's the deal. I've never mixed drinks before.

Oh, all right. Total lie. This one time, when Wolvie wasn't looking, I took all of his beers and mixed 'em with Dr. Pepper. I didn't drink 'em or anything, 'cause ... uh, they frightened me. Liquor shouldn't, you know, talk to you or try to grab you by the neck. Bad liquor. No pretty paper umbrella.

So, I found this book in the library, right? And it's got all kind of recipes for Bloody Marys and Sex on the Beach and ... Alien Urine Sample? EWWW. Nobody order that, 'kay? Ick.

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[fyrdrakken]

That actually sounds... tempting, today.

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

*more gently* Frodo...you look appalling. Is my colleague bothering you again?

[fyrdrakken]

It's not too bad today. But a citrusy brick would be better than the glass of Old Vinyard's I originally asked for.

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Then you shall have one. *presents Frodo with a size-appropriate PGGB* How's dear old Eyeball doing, anyway? Haven't heard from him in ages, not since that unfortunate little incident with Isildur. I hear he's back.

[fyrdrakken]

If you're going to try to upset me like that the least you can do is give me the full-sized PGGB. :-(

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* Well, I am evil, my dear. *produces a real one*

[fyrdrakken]

I was almost evil once...

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Hardly. You, my little friend, are one of those irritatingly stainless souls which just won't take a real tarnish; while you may have frightened yourself with how close you came, you were never really within Mr. Eyeball's grasp. Trust Samael on this.

[fyrdrakken]

If I were a bit more sober I might wonder just how trustworthy Samael is.

Since I'm not, I find you very comforting.

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

*smiles* I don't actually have any reason to lie to you; you're not part of my mythos, so I'm not in the running for your soul anyway.

Drink up, and be merry, and please don't tell the Frodo Healers I got you drunk, because they are likely to try and unscrew my head.

[fyrdrakken]

Whee!!!