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[apocalypsos]

"We could take away his penis, and he'd still try to have sex." BWAHAHAHA. I loved that line.

You know, I love watching Bree and Rex, I do, but that opening teaser with the God, family, and Reagan thing officially confirms that I probably wouldn't be able to stand in the same room as Bree. But God, is she fun to watch onscreen. That whole family is so much fun to watch that if Susan, Lynette, and Gabrielle died in a horrible kite accident, I would be perfectly content if they just carried on with the Van De Kamps. Even Danielle, who I thought didn't have a personality until she told Bree that she shouldn't lecture anyone on sex. HA.

Wait a second ... when the hell did the cops get Mrs. Huber's jewelry if the twins gave it to Lynette and Lynette gave it to Susan? Did I miss something?

Also, I'm so almost completely positive that Tom's got another family somewhere else, and that's why he's always traveling. I think Kristin on E! gave a spoiler like that, but God knows her spoilers are touchy. Of course, Tom supposedly has this big secret and Lynette has pointed out that he's never home half the time, which would make sense. I've got ten bucks that says she finds out, and she kicks him out, and then she gets a good job again and gets a nanny and STOPS BEING ANNOYING.

And oh, man, the hot blond gardener might be gay?! Yay! Make out with John. Go on, you know you want to. (Actually, if the buddy he was making out with was Andrew, I will die happy. Because I'd kill to see Bree's reaction to that. :))

Oh, Susan. You sure do know how to pick 'em.

Lynette, you sabotaged your husband's promotion that he really, really wanted. You so incredibly suck.

Susan, you couldn't let Mike explain whey he moved to Wisteria Lane? Dumbass.

YES! Andrew's gay! Yes, you are! Don't try to fight it! Go back to making out with the hot gardener! Just imagine what it'll do to your mother. You'll enjoy it more. (I was so excited about Andrew kissing the hot gardener in the pool, it completely escaped my attention SWIM TRUNKS were MISSING. *dies*)

You know, when Gabrielle isn't acting like a spoiled princess and is just hanging out with Carlos, they're actually really sweet together.

Comments

[wyldkyss.livejournal.com]

I've just recently gotten hooked on this show. It's fun to watch!

[eccentrici.livejournal.com]

I did the dance of joy when I realized that was Andrew in the pool! Then again, I'm a sucker for pot smoking gay boys (see icon).

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I heard a rumor that it might be him, but I couldn't bring myself to believe it until I saw it. And yay, there was boy kissing in the pool. *happy dance*

[kindyll.livejournal.com]

My opinion of zach flipped during this episode. Up until now I've given him the benefit of the doubt, suspended disbelief, and pitied him that his dad is a wacko murderer. After tonight though... I guess being a wacko runs in the family.

[paranoidgrl.livejournal.com]

when the hell did the cops get Mrs. Huber's jewelry if the twins gave it to Lynette and Lynette gave it to Susan?

The Housewives had a conference early in the episode where Susan told the others that Mike had been shot, and that Lynette had found Martha's bracelet. They decided to turn everything over the police. Bree was actually the one who made the call.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Ah. I was distracted during that scene. Oops.

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

"We could take away his penis, and he'd still try to have sex."

With hot gardeners. He and Gabrielle should really sit down and have a talk about the virtues of a a gardener with benefits. Maybe Frodo could join in, too.

XD

[secretbutterfly.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* You rule.