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[apocalypsos]

You know the down side of being a virgin? The ugly wardrobe options.

EDIT: Okay, the other down side. You know, aside from the obvious.

OTHER EDIT: We're supposed to get six inches of snow tomorrow?! Where the hell was I when this happened?

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[miggy.livejournal.com]

Whenever I see people who make sure to let you know they're virgins, I'm reminded of a TAR moment. (Because everything can be tied to TAR!) From the recap:

At any rate, Reichen tears up as he explains to the group that he met Chip while he was still in the Air Force, and that the two of them got married a year ago, and this is actually their anniversary. A congratulatory round of applause goes up around the table as the camera pans around...to show that Millie and Chuck alone are sitting stone-faced and not offering any congratulatory anything. Well...right. Because what's to be happy about when people love each other and have had a really rough go of it, and are now spilling their guts to you and obviously very nervous about how you're going to react? Love? Feh! Other people's happiness? Yuck! In truth, the whole thing would be really funny if it weren't so sad. I mean, the very idea of Millie and Chuck standing in judgment of anyone's relationship? So ironic it makes my head hurt. It's like having your environmental policy scoffed at by Texaco.

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Back at the breakfast table, Millie tells the others that she and Chuck have been dating for twelve years. "Twelve years?" Kelly says. Millie confirms it. "Except, uh, we're virgins, too, so..." Chuck adds. The hell? Apparently Chuck has confused Get To Know Each Other Day with TMI Day. In case he's wondering, Millie saying they'd been dating twelve years was analogous to the Chipsters saying it was their anniversary. Saying they were virgins, however, would be analogous to Reichen having added, "Oh, and Chip enjoys being spanked."

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Bwah. I remember that episode. Any sort of empathy I might have had for Millie and Chuck (and I didn't have much left at that point) went right out the window with the look they gave Chip and Reichen. Celibate little snots.

[mareklamo.livejournal.com]

They were probably jealous of the hot sweaty sex that Chip and Reichen were having.

P.S. Did they say why they've been dating for twelve years without getting married? Sounds like somebody might have commitment issues.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, were they ever having commitment issues. They were really Christian, which would make it okay if they weren't both 29 and still single. Although, it was understandable why he hadn't proposed, since Millie was a psycho hose beast.

[welfy.livejournal.com]

Color me stupid, but what does TAR stand for?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

The Amazing Race. Millie and Chuck were a couple who were on two seasons ago (I think) who'd been in a relationship for twelve years and were saving themselves for marriage. It wouldn't have been a problem if they hadn't made it look like they were just going to stay celibate and sanctimonious for the rest of their lives. They weren't very good about making themselves look very nice. (Well, okay, that was mostly Millie.)

[digitalmeowmix2.livejournal.com]

The Amazing Race