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[apocalypsos]

In the vein of the ten-things-I-already-did-that-were-pretty-cool meme, I bring you ...

1. Fuck a sexy, famous millionaire. (It doesn't have to be for more than once or anything. Just once so that when I see them on TV in the future, I could say, "Oh, I had sex with him." 'Cause I so would. ;))
2. Have a kid that shocks the hell out of my uber-conservative, annoyingly old-fashioned grandmother, just like I like to do. :)
3. Be on national TV in a non-embarrassing, non-criminal capacity.
4. Leave the country at least once, preferably to someplace no one else I know has gone to.
5. Go to the Oscars. Not sitting outside and taking pictures, but actually going as a guest or a date or something.
6. Be able to walk into a bookstore and find a shelf full of books on sale with my name on them.
7. Have a house with an indoor heated swimming pool.
8. Get washboard abs, and keep 'em.
9. Get married or give birth on Halloween, specifically so that I can throw a bitchin' costume party every year and not have anyone in my family say, "But adults don't have costume parties!"
10. See something really amazing happen in my old age that I never would have expected to see when I was a kid. (You know, like flying cars or rocket packs or something silly and stupid like that. *g*)


*snerk* Can you tell I'm bored? ;)

Comments

[astaria51.livejournal.com]

WTF? Adults so do have costume parties. ...adults are the only people who end up having successful costume parties. At least, as an 18 year old who has had crappy costume parties, this is what I surmise.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Try telling my relatives that. I once tried convincing my parents to have a costume party during the Oscars where you'd dress up as an Oscar-nominated character, and my parents said no. Then the day after the awards, I explained it to my mother again, and she said, "Oh, that sounds like it would have been fun!" *headdesk*

Man, I love costume parties. I go nuts. Once, I went as a dead magician's assistant (I sewed plastic swords through a tight cocktail dress) and the next year, I went as a mutilated Barbie doll. Hee. Costume parties are fun if you've got a fucked-up enough imagination. :)

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

My cousin Jon and his wife had an Oscar party on Oscar night last year! They invited lots of couples, and all of them dressed up as famous couples and they played Scene It and Cranium and watched the Oscars and voted on different things (best costume, best performance (from cranium), etc...)

[divabat.livejournal.com]

You should check out 43 Things (http://43things.com) - it's a place to keep your "I want to do this someday" stuff organized.

Your ideas up there would make the site more interesting XD

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Well, I've done number four. And almost done number eight, although the pizza is beginning to show a little since I gave up sit-ups.

I've never been to a (real-life) costume party. Sometimes, I get maudlin.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I've slipped with my stomach crunches in the past week, but then again, I haven't felt good enough to do them lately. What I need a personal trainer in a little box I can carry everywhere with me who'll just scream at me whenever I eat junk food or skip exercising. *sighs, makes note to exercise tonight*

Costume parties are my favorite kind, but that's probably because I get waaaaaay into them. :)

[nuit-belle.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I like all of these, especially 1, 3, 5, 6, 7, and 10.

[foresthouse.livejournal.com]

OMG I think you need to help me with my Halloween costume next year.

[gruyere.livejournal.com]

I'm a sexy, famous millionaire. I only pretend to be a short, nebbishy part-time bookseller who lives with his parents.

[rustybitch.livejournal.com]

That's a great meme. I'm gonna snaffle that!