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apocalypsosLaura Linney is wearing a gorgeous dress, and a really neat necklace, and her hair looks so fugly. It's brushed back weird and just ... gyah.
I really need to stop watching this on WGN, if only because the hosts make Billy Bush look professional, and that's just not right.
They're talking to Mike Leigh, whose directing style I love. Whether or not I like his movies, the thought of a bunch of actors just getting together, making up their world for months on end, and then just improvising the entire movie is so freakin' cool.
On an unrelated note, that Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper amuses the hell out of me. Now if only I could actually find a place selling it. *sigh*
Catalina Sandino Moreno looks amazing. Ooo, and so does Sophie Okenedo, although she could use a piece of jewelry or something. (Then again, the more I see Sophie Okenedo's dress, the more I adore it. *swoons* PRETTY.) It does look like white/cream is going to be the color of all the dresses tonight. Damn. They're pretty dresses, but I want to see colors, for crying out loud.
You know, I'm not sure how much I like Natalie Portman's dress, but I know for a fact that I like it a hell of a lot better than her Golden Globes dress. Ick. That one looked like a wifebeater with ruffles attached. The brown color of this dress looks lovely on her, though. It's just how far down the dress opens to up front that bothers me.
I've now seen Laura Linney's hair up close. Yeah, it's definitely not looking any better like that.
ACK. Adam Duritz, what the hell happened to you? Seriously, what the fuck? Was your closet attacked by Skittles? Was your hairstylist a Troll doll? Wait, don't answer. I think I know what you're going to say, and it frightens me.
The hosts are trying to figure out what to call P. Diddy. Am I the only one with enough sense to think they'll probably just stick to Sean Combs? (I'll give the hosts credit, though, but their fashion expert said the exact same thing about Laura Linney's fugly hair.)
You know, Catalina Sandino Moreno's already amazingly gorgeous, but for someone who was born and raised in Columbia, she speaks clearer English than many Americans I know. I know she's living in New York right now, but still. I love her so. :)
I think I've changed my mind about Sophie Okonedo needing a necklace. She's got a great neck and shoulders and lovely skin, so it evens out. *G*
Leo shaved!!!
... a little. I seriously think that he always leaves three or four chin pubes behind when he shaves just so he doesn't look like he's twelve.
Don Cheadle! Hi, Don! I loved you in Hotel Rwanda! You made me bawl like an infant! *waves* Also, your wife's dress is very pretty.
I like Melanie Griffith's dress far more than I should, and with her hair down like that and less extreme makeup, she doesn't look like Attack of the Excessive Plastic Surgery. In other news, Antonio looks smarmy with his hair pulled back.
Hilary Swank's dress is such a pretty shade of dark blue. It's a shame the sleeves and the front part screw it up. Although she has really great breasts, which, due to how clingy her dress is and her lack of bra, I now probably know as well if not better than Chad Lowe. And I only saw them for about five seconds before the commercial break. Hee.
Okay, now I've seen Emmy Rossum and her red dress. DAMN. *quickly scribbles out a brand new Get Out of Heterosexuality Card*
ARGH. Scarlett Johannson, what the hell have you done to your hair?
Now they're talking to Leo. I like Leo. He seems like such a nice guy. :) AWWW. And you know, some woman just shoved her poor, lovestruck little girl to his side, and he was so sweet and gave her a great big hug. Hee. See? That's why I like him.
The more I see Hilary Swank's dress, the more I don't like the collar. But the sleeves aren't as bad as I thought at first. (Although I still don't like them, but I don't hate them, either.)
Drew Barrymore's dress is a nice pretty black dress, too.
The dresses on the women who came with Clive Owen and Louis Gossett Jr. just ... No. Let's not and say we did.
Virginia Madsen's earrings are a little overwhelming, but everything else comes together very well. And she brought her mom! I love it when actors bring their mom or their kids. :) (I heard Jamie Foxx was bringing his daughter. That would be so neat, if your dad took you to the Oscars.)
WOW. Salma Hayek looks ... DAMN. I think I just became a lesbian.
Oh, Orlando. Is a simple tux too much to ask? It's horribly, horribly wrong when Mike Myers looks like he put more effort into his outfit than you did.
Mmm, Clive Owen. *swoons*
I see Josh Groban. Hee. Aaaaand there he goes.
Renee Zellweger looks like Betty Boop tonight. Which I guess is the only way to make that hair color work really well on her.
Aaaaaand Josh Groban is back again. "Is this your first time performing at the Academy Awards?" Suck it, stupid Oscar host. You should know this stuff already.
Oooooooooooo. Cate Blanchett's dress is so pretty. It looks like lemon sherbet. :)
Oh, yeah, blue is definitely the big color this year. Kate Winslet's is a very nice shade of blue.
They're talking to Kate Winslet right now. That's it, sweetie, talk all you want. You sound intelligent no matter what the subject.
I'm not a big Annette Bening fan, but both her and Warren Beatty look appropriately elegant and distinguished in their outfits.
Now they're interviewing Cate Blanchett. I seriously love that dress. And her makeup makes her look nice and rosy, and her hair is in such lovely curls ... so pretty.
*sigh* I love Johnny Depp, and the man is so talented, and I will always think he's handsome no matter what he's wearing, but he is never going to win any fashion awards, that's for sure. That's okay, baby, you're still my favorite actor. :)
HEE. Mario Van Peebles brought his dad, and they're dressed in identical tuxes. So freaking cute. *g*
You know, with his hair cut short like that, Jake Gyllenhaal looks exactly like my best friend in high school. (Ladies, to be really depressed, he turned out to be gay. Damn it. *grumbles*)
Huh. Oprah Winfrey's dress is nice. And she just dragged Quincy Jones over to back her up when she was saying how realistic Jamie Foxx's performance was. Hee. That was amusing.
You know, Penelope Cruz is a gorgeous person, but something about her nose just distracts the hell out of me.
I really need to stop watching this on WGN, if only because the hosts make Billy Bush look professional, and that's just not right.
They're talking to Mike Leigh, whose directing style I love. Whether or not I like his movies, the thought of a bunch of actors just getting together, making up their world for months on end, and then just improvising the entire movie is so freakin' cool.
On an unrelated note, that Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper amuses the hell out of me. Now if only I could actually find a place selling it. *sigh*
Catalina Sandino Moreno looks amazing. Ooo, and so does Sophie Okenedo, although she could use a piece of jewelry or something. (Then again, the more I see Sophie Okenedo's dress, the more I adore it. *swoons* PRETTY.) It does look like white/cream is going to be the color of all the dresses tonight. Damn. They're pretty dresses, but I want to see colors, for crying out loud.
You know, I'm not sure how much I like Natalie Portman's dress, but I know for a fact that I like it a hell of a lot better than her Golden Globes dress. Ick. That one looked like a wifebeater with ruffles attached. The brown color of this dress looks lovely on her, though. It's just how far down the dress opens to up front that bothers me.
I've now seen Laura Linney's hair up close. Yeah, it's definitely not looking any better like that.
ACK. Adam Duritz, what the hell happened to you? Seriously, what the fuck? Was your closet attacked by Skittles? Was your hairstylist a Troll doll? Wait, don't answer. I think I know what you're going to say, and it frightens me.
The hosts are trying to figure out what to call P. Diddy. Am I the only one with enough sense to think they'll probably just stick to Sean Combs? (I'll give the hosts credit, though, but their fashion expert said the exact same thing about Laura Linney's fugly hair.)
You know, Catalina Sandino Moreno's already amazingly gorgeous, but for someone who was born and raised in Columbia, she speaks clearer English than many Americans I know. I know she's living in New York right now, but still. I love her so. :)
I think I've changed my mind about Sophie Okonedo needing a necklace. She's got a great neck and shoulders and lovely skin, so it evens out. *G*
Leo shaved!!!
... a little. I seriously think that he always leaves three or four chin pubes behind when he shaves just so he doesn't look like he's twelve.
Don Cheadle! Hi, Don! I loved you in Hotel Rwanda! You made me bawl like an infant! *waves* Also, your wife's dress is very pretty.
I like Melanie Griffith's dress far more than I should, and with her hair down like that and less extreme makeup, she doesn't look like Attack of the Excessive Plastic Surgery. In other news, Antonio looks smarmy with his hair pulled back.
Hilary Swank's dress is such a pretty shade of dark blue. It's a shame the sleeves and the front part screw it up. Although she has really great breasts, which, due to how clingy her dress is and her lack of bra, I now probably know as well if not better than Chad Lowe. And I only saw them for about five seconds before the commercial break. Hee.
Okay, now I've seen Emmy Rossum and her red dress. DAMN. *quickly scribbles out a brand new Get Out of Heterosexuality Card*
ARGH. Scarlett Johannson, what the hell have you done to your hair?
Now they're talking to Leo. I like Leo. He seems like such a nice guy. :) AWWW. And you know, some woman just shoved her poor, lovestruck little girl to his side, and he was so sweet and gave her a great big hug. Hee. See? That's why I like him.
The more I see Hilary Swank's dress, the more I don't like the collar. But the sleeves aren't as bad as I thought at first. (Although I still don't like them, but I don't hate them, either.)
Drew Barrymore's dress is a nice pretty black dress, too.
The dresses on the women who came with Clive Owen and Louis Gossett Jr. just ... No. Let's not and say we did.
Virginia Madsen's earrings are a little overwhelming, but everything else comes together very well. And she brought her mom! I love it when actors bring their mom or their kids. :) (I heard Jamie Foxx was bringing his daughter. That would be so neat, if your dad took you to the Oscars.)
WOW. Salma Hayek looks ... DAMN. I think I just became a lesbian.
Oh, Orlando. Is a simple tux too much to ask? It's horribly, horribly wrong when Mike Myers looks like he put more effort into his outfit than you did.
Mmm, Clive Owen. *swoons*
I see Josh Groban. Hee. Aaaaand there he goes.
Renee Zellweger looks like Betty Boop tonight. Which I guess is the only way to make that hair color work really well on her.
Aaaaaand Josh Groban is back again. "Is this your first time performing at the Academy Awards?" Suck it, stupid Oscar host. You should know this stuff already.
Oooooooooooo. Cate Blanchett's dress is so pretty. It looks like lemon sherbet. :)
Oh, yeah, blue is definitely the big color this year. Kate Winslet's is a very nice shade of blue.
They're talking to Kate Winslet right now. That's it, sweetie, talk all you want. You sound intelligent no matter what the subject.
I'm not a big Annette Bening fan, but both her and Warren Beatty look appropriately elegant and distinguished in their outfits.
Now they're interviewing Cate Blanchett. I seriously love that dress. And her makeup makes her look nice and rosy, and her hair is in such lovely curls ... so pretty.
*sigh* I love Johnny Depp, and the man is so talented, and I will always think he's handsome no matter what he's wearing, but he is never going to win any fashion awards, that's for sure. That's okay, baby, you're still my favorite actor. :)
HEE. Mario Van Peebles brought his dad, and they're dressed in identical tuxes. So freaking cute. *g*
You know, with his hair cut short like that, Jake Gyllenhaal looks exactly like my best friend in high school. (Ladies, to be really depressed, he turned out to be gay. Damn it. *grumbles*)
Huh. Oprah Winfrey's dress is nice. And she just dragged Quincy Jones over to back her up when she was saying how realistic Jamie Foxx's performance was. Hee. That was amusing.
You know, Penelope Cruz is a gorgeous person, but something about her nose just distracts the hell out of me.
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Date: 2005-02-27 11:40 pm (UTC)And Mike Leigh! *worships* I was so embarrassed when Star Jones interviewed him and actually said "fish and chips" to him. *headdesk*
Also, Emmy Rossum looks fucking HOT tonight. That is all.
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Date: 2005-02-27 11:44 pm (UTC)And Star Jones just ... blech. She's better than Joan and Melissa, but then again, I have a half-melted pint of ice cream in my garbage can right now that could host better than those two.
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Date: 2005-02-27 11:48 pm (UTC)I'm completely continuing my infatuation with Helen Mirren. She always looks so elegant and gorgeous.
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Date: 2005-02-28 01:16 am (UTC)And yes on the Muppet song.
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Date: 2005-02-28 06:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-28 12:19 am (UTC)Now the question is, did Scarlett Johansson actually manage to screw up her hair more than she did for the Tonys? Because that's a tough act to top.
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Date: 2005-02-28 12:33 am (UTC)Hee.
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Date: 2005-02-28 02:13 am (UTC)They were also super adorable at the IFP Independent Spirit Awards yesterday, and according to one one of the nominees, the two of them getting down on the dance floor afterwards was one of the highlights of the after-party.