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Mar. 3rd, 2005 12:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosSo according to Lieutenant Asshat, the direct deposits of my paycheck (and his) will take place tomorrow morning rather than today like we thought. So it's not so much a screw-up as miscommunication. Whatever. I still only have three bucks to my name. Bah.
In other news, Denise Richards is divorcing Charlie Sheen. It was a little weird to me, but I heard on the radio that there's a rumor she caught him in a hotel with a hooker. Okay, yeah, that seems like a good reason to get divorced when you're six months pregnant.
Take two puppies, cut off their heads and collect the blood, reads the 17th century instructions -- not for some voodoo rite but to cure pimples among the middle class. Uh, I'll just stick to soap and water, thanks.
A former topless dancer who was famously cleared of battering a Florida nightclub patron with her "crazy big" breasts has shed her oversized silicone implants and put one of them up for auction on eBay. Dear Santa, something's wrong with my new bean bag chair ...
The Roman Catholic Bishop of Calgary says that if it were up to him, he would consider excommunicating Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin for his plan to legalize same-sex marriage. *sigh*
A picture of Prince Charles meeting topless Aboriginal dancers. Hee. Not surprisingly, the expression on his face is amusing. :) (Not work-safe, obviously.)
In other news, Denise Richards is divorcing Charlie Sheen. It was a little weird to me, but I heard on the radio that there's a rumor she caught him in a hotel with a hooker. Okay, yeah, that seems like a good reason to get divorced when you're six months pregnant.
Take two puppies, cut off their heads and collect the blood, reads the 17th century instructions -- not for some voodoo rite but to cure pimples among the middle class. Uh, I'll just stick to soap and water, thanks.
A former topless dancer who was famously cleared of battering a Florida nightclub patron with her "crazy big" breasts has shed her oversized silicone implants and put one of them up for auction on eBay. Dear Santa, something's wrong with my new bean bag chair ...
The Roman Catholic Bishop of Calgary says that if it were up to him, he would consider excommunicating Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin for his plan to legalize same-sex marriage. *sigh*
A picture of Prince Charles meeting topless Aboriginal dancers. Hee. Not surprisingly, the expression on his face is amusing. :) (Not work-safe, obviously.)
