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[apocalypsos]

So according to Lieutenant Asshat, the direct deposits of my paycheck (and his) will take place tomorrow morning rather than today like we thought. So it's not so much a screw-up as miscommunication. Whatever. I still only have three bucks to my name. Bah.

In other news, Denise Richards is divorcing Charlie Sheen. It was a little weird to me, but I heard on the radio that there's a rumor she caught him in a hotel with a hooker. Okay, yeah, that seems like a good reason to get divorced when you're six months pregnant.

Take two puppies, cut off their heads and collect the blood, reads the 17th century instructions -- not for some voodoo rite but to cure pimples among the middle class. Uh, I'll just stick to soap and water, thanks.

A former topless dancer who was famously cleared of battering a Florida nightclub patron with her "crazy big" breasts has shed her oversized silicone implants and put one of them up for auction on eBay. Dear Santa, something's wrong with my new bean bag chair ...

The Roman Catholic Bishop of Calgary says that if it were up to him, he would consider excommunicating Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin for his plan to legalize same-sex marriage. *sigh*

A picture of Prince Charles meeting topless Aboriginal dancers. Hee. Not surprisingly, the expression on his face is amusing. :) (Not work-safe, obviously.)

Comments

[drewbeartx.livejournal.com]

For some reason, I thought Denise Richards was the wife from Everybody Loves Raymond. SkankHo wasn't what I was expecting.

Prince Charles is clearly thinking "Crap! Look them in the eyes, not the breasts! The EYES!"

[ladysorka]

I randomly put "implant" into ebay, and that thing is currently at $14,999, with two days left to go.

This scares me more than a little.

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

It's always amusing seeing old men around naked boobies. They're trying to be dignified, they're trying to be respectful, but one look in their eyes and you just know that all they can think is "Boobies! Boobies! Boobies!"

[lezopez.livejournal.com]

There was a blind item a while back (it was discussed on Fametracker) which alluded to a former party boy screwing around and partying (drugs booze and women) behind his wife's back. My guess is Denise either knew about it all along and then caught him this last time (I heard with an assistant, strangely) and realized he was never going to change, or that she somehow found out about all the stuff he's supposedly been doing behind her back without her knowing.

Either way this blows for the kids. I'm kinda sad... I kinda liked them.

[lezopez.livejournal.com]

I should clarify that since it was a blind item no one really found out who it was... just that the consensus we reached was that it was most likely Charlie Sheen. Lol.

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

Heh...as soon as I read the Charlie Sheen/Denise Richards article on the wire this morning, my first comment was, "I bet she caught him nailing someone else....."