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[apocalypsos]

And now, as promised, it's time for the friends list shag!

*user pounces on her friends list and shags like mad, then passes out cigarettes and wanders off in a daze, wondering if she took her special friends-list contraceptive and trying desperately not to imagine what the children would look like*

Comments

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

*sticks cig in ear and lights it* Call me?

[artemis-child.livejournal.com]

Love the FF8 icon! *gives thumbs up*

[artemis-child.livejournal.com]

Ooh baby, was it good for you too? *smirks and lights up the cig*

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

*dazed* Was it as good for me as it was for you...?h

[jenboo.livejournal.com]

thanks...I needed that. Buy me a drink next time??

[singeaddams.livejournal.com]

What? No dinner?

[imperfect_tense]

*sprawls on the floor in a stupor that only comes from hours of unbridled passion*

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Oh baby!

Re..it's a good kinda hurt...

[(Anonymous)]

....I was just ..walking by....reading some of your stories...suddenly..*gasp*...there was shagging everywhere...I tried to excape..*g*..no...really...
*puffs cigar*....um...thanks..I should stop by this site more often...*wanders off in a daze*....

-Evilerk

[jrosestar.livejournal.com]

Yes, we get shagged a lot around here. She's so good to us!

:D

Jean.

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

How did I sleep through that?

Alexandria, VA featured a whole lot less shagging than it needed last night. You should have come with us to the bar first..

[qnotku.livejournal.com]

*user steps over all the bodies lying about in various states of abandoned, satiated lust and shakes her head*

Darling troll, you will get this mess cleaned up by the weekend, won't you? You know how fussy the Brit is about the house....
*G*
Teri

[amethystgreye.livejournal.com]

I missed the shagarificness, but I noticed the beauty of Kevin Smith/Jay and Silent Bob is something we have in common...plus I'm an itty-bitty bottle redhead, so, I have now friended you. It looks like that could make it 101. How do you feel about dalmations?

[hundakleptisis.livejournal.com]

/e walks in looks around at the disarray and thinks.

Hmmm, time to get a new carpet.

Hugs
SJ

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

Ooh, baby, thanks, I needed that. And hopefully that won't be the last one of the day for me... ]:)

[paradoxymoron.livejournal.com]

*smokes carton of cigs*

Call me?

Yeah, it's so masculine of you...

[mostlynormal1.livejournal.com]

to have your way with us and then just take off like that. Geesh! What's a friends' list gotta do to get some post-shag cuddling around here?

And you didn't even leave cab fare!!!!

[randomfrog.livejournal.com]

Christine stumbles in. Takes a look around. Succumbs to peer pressure. Drops on pretty, pretty carpet.