And let the costume party commence ...

[apocalypsos]

*glares at all of you*

If you're expecting a happy, shiny hostess, you're all out of your goddamn minds. Bar is in the back. Pool table's to your left. Jukebox is to the right. And if any of you pull anything, I swear I'll shove the closest weapon so far up your ass, you'll think you swallowed an armory.

Like you're not all dead already anyway.

*grabs a bottle of tequila*

*heads off with gun in hand to watch the door for suspicious characters gunning for my son*

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[fortuna-juvat.livejournal.com]

*bounces into the room*

Hey, lookit! I made a new toy, just for you!

*radio-controlled airplane comes zooming around the room, knocking over the bottle of scotch*

Whoops. Navigation Malfunction!

[drewbeartx.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I could help refine your navigational control algorithms. May I examine it later?

[fortuna-juvat.livejournal.com]

I gave it to scary gun lady.

*dramatic stage whisper*

Don't talk to her about how to program it though. Scary gun lady doesn't like that. Ed doesn't know why though, it's so much fun to run the subroutines on it!

[arks.livejournal.com]

Oooo.

[fortuna-juvat.livejournal.com]

Wanna play?

[arks.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

[fortuna-juvat.livejournal.com]

Yay! *hands over control*

Scary gun lady didn't like my toy. Here's what you do.

The blue button makes it fly,and the stick there makes it go fast. But when your turn the green knob, it spins and when you wiggle the thingee up there it does this!

*radio controlled airplane shoots out a tiny missle, which explodes and leaves a scorch mark on the ceiling*

Just don't hit the red button.

*jumps up on a table to watch the fun*

[arks.livejournal.com]

*takes carefully, almost drops her juice* Ah! *puts juice aside* Ok.

*stares at controls*

*looks at plane*

*looks back at controls*

Ummm...

*taps*

*plane flips over and flies upside down* Oh!

*starts experimenting*

[digitalmeowmix2.livejournal.com]

hello, are you also broken?