And let the costume party commence ...

[apocalypsos]

*glares at all of you*

If you're expecting a happy, shiny hostess, you're all out of your goddamn minds. Bar is in the back. Pool table's to your left. Jukebox is to the right. And if any of you pull anything, I swear I'll shove the closest weapon so far up your ass, you'll think you swallowed an armory.

Like you're not all dead already anyway.

*grabs a bottle of tequila*

*heads off with gun in hand to watch the door for suspicious characters gunning for my son*

Comments

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

*catches it* That's not really why I'm here. I'm just trying to keep the rest of us alive.

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

... Dude. You really, really should talk to the lady with the crazy hair and the sawed-off. I smell a match made in heaven.

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

I've learned my lesson when combining women with any sort of firearm, thank you.

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

There's a story there. If you're not here to have fun yourself, at least entertain me us by tellin' the story!

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes! Tell us a story taisa! *snickers*

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time there was a little bean, so small that whenever anyone looked for him, all the could see was the stem sticking up out of the top..

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

Hey, FUCK YOU!

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

You asked for a story. *shrug*

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

Godfuckingdammit, one of these days I'm gonna get my growth spurt and WHEN I DO...!

...hell I dunno what I'll do but I'll make sure it's fucking nasty!

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

Oh, pipe down. It's not like you have to make such a big deal out of it.