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[apocalypsos]

*checks amount of writing done today, is annoyingly disappointed in the low word count* Goddamn it, brain, you suck. *sticks Q-tip in ear, doesn't stop when there's resistance*

And to make matters more interesting, I said I'd do overtime tomorrow. Which really, I do need to do if I ever want to catch up from my sick-day work, but still. The only downside to working overtime tomorrow will be working with the new Lieutenant Asshat (since the old Lieutenant Asshat and his competent work ethic were transferred to another station). And this Lieutenant Asshat unfortunately is totally earning the nickname. You know, for all the sneaking onto the Internet I do during the day (which is mostly just checking my email anyway, which I can get away with as long as it's not constant), this guy has me beat. According to the Grouch, the New and Improved Lieutenant Asshat is on the Internet every time the Grouch walks past his desk. Also, he keeps forwarding me phone calls for packages I don't even have because this one time, I scanned it in my room. Hey, dingbat, everything gets scanned in my office eventually. Sheesh.

Oh, yes, tomorrow shall be amusing -- him doing no work and me constantly trying to add words to the story on the sly to get it finished already. *eye roll*

EDIT: If this is true ... *gags*

Comments

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

He calls Brit 'my lady-in-waiting,'" says the source. "Kevin knows he's not going to get a moment's peace from now until the baby comes. He says what he really enjoys about her pregnancy is chugging beers and telling Brit 'You can't have one!'"

No snark needed!

[swingangel.livejournal.com]

Damn..I had copied and pasted, and you beat me to it.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

I mean, is it just me or does the lady-in-waiting remark make no sense? Am I missing something, or is Kevin missing key brain lobes?

[swingangel.livejournal.com]

Well, I think he is missing some key brain lobes, but what I got out of it was a very poor play on the fact that she is his lady, and she is waiting for a baby....or maybe I am just really good at deciphering stupid-speak(I work in collections)

[phillyexpat.livejournal.com]

US Weekly never lies.

[filmbuff.livejournal.com]

You have to look on the bright side: the article says she's canceling future projects.

It's kinda like how us Californians have an incompetent body builder for a governer, but at least he's not making movies.

[shinga.livejournal.com]

"He says what he really enjoys about her pregnancy is chugging beers and telling Brit 'You can't have one!'"

Aww. I want a husband THAT charming.

*gag*

Britney.

[thornsilver]

So, he is using him for stud then? ('Cause really, it's the first thing I thought of when they mentioned his other kids.)

[gruyere.livejournal.com]

Well, at least the kid'll be well-fed.

'cause, y'know, tits.

Be afraid, very afraid

[aexia.livejournal.com]

Looking ahead to Britney Spears’ future

April 2005: Britney reveals to a writer from Vanity Fair that she is pregnant and due in September. Vanity Fair puts her on the cover of its May issue, and there are behind-the-scenes reports from the photo shoot that Kevin wanted to be included in the photo and Britney refused. Allegedly, Kevin threw his half-empty can of Red Bull against the wall and stomped outside for a smoke. The cover photo featured a pregnant Britney alone.

Guess Star beat VF to the exclusive?