Hey, guys, come on in. I bought pizza and junk food and got us hooked up with some awesome hi-def TV. Um ... I also raided Logan's alcohol stash, but I'd really appreciate it if nobody told him it was me. My intestines have a warm and safe home, and I'd like it if they didn't have to file "change of address" cards with the post office.
If anybody needs ice for their drinks, just remember ... I crack the bad jokes around here.
Oh, and if anybody tries anything, Jubilee showed me Cocktail about five million times last weekend. As long as you behave, I promise not to show you what I learned from it.
If anybody needs ice for their drinks, just remember ... I crack the bad jokes around here.
Oh, and if anybody tries anything, Jubilee showed me Cocktail about five million times last weekend. As long as you behave, I promise not to show you what I learned from it.
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Date: 2005-03-26 05:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-26 05:31 pm (UTC)*slams box shut*
Okay, that's just gross right there.
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Date: 2005-03-26 05:36 pm (UTC)*takes a slice of meat lover's* Mmmm. Haven't had decent pizza in a loooong time.
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Date: 2005-03-26 05:44 pm (UTC)This pizza, is it Roman food?
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Date: 2005-03-26 05:53 pm (UTC)You know, I once won a pizza-eating contest at my school against a guy with a cast-iron stomach ... literally.
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Date: 2005-03-26 06:27 pm (UTC)Straight vodka for me, please.
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Date: 2005-03-26 06:28 pm (UTC)*takes out cell phone* Hey, McGee, you'll never believe where I am...
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Date: 2005-03-26 06:29 pm (UTC)Haven't been to a party in...never mind. What happens at them again, exactly?
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Date: 2005-03-26 06:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-26 06:35 pm (UTC)So what's your name?
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Date: 2005-03-26 06:36 pm (UTC)Cast-iron? He must be a worthy opponent, then.
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Date: 2005-03-26 06:37 pm (UTC)You've been to one of these...party things before, I take it?
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Date: 2005-03-26 06:38 pm (UTC)