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Today, for one year's service with DHL, I was given a leather keychain.

I find myself bitterly disappointed that the keys to the padlock holding the straitjacket on weren't attached. Wonderful, now I'll have to chew through my arms to get out. *sigh*

Date: 2005-03-30 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettiekittie.livejournal.com
the keys to the padlock holding the straitjacket on weren't attached

Those are the kind of gifts that big corporations reserve for occasions such as fifth year anniversaries.

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