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[apocalypsos]

Today, for one year's service with DHL, I was given a leather keychain.

I find myself bitterly disappointed that the keys to the padlock holding the straitjacket on weren't attached. Wonderful, now I'll have to chew through my arms to get out. *sigh*

Comments

[timba.livejournal.com]

You work for DHL?

I love you guys! You're the pickup for my company. That's a CRAP gift, tho.

uhm. that's all.

[namey.livejournal.com]

...somebody likes DHL?

*brain explodes from confusion*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, I like DHL. But they bribe me every two weeks with a big fat check, so I'm biased.

[namey.livejournal.com]

Fair 'nuff. Just mindful of having my roommate's delivery *chucked* over the complex gate because nobody was home. *fidget*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Dude, you haven't seen some of the complaints about drivers we get. One of these days, I'm going to have to get the list from the Town Crier and share with everybody. It's highly amusing, the crap these stupid drivers pull. *snerk*

And let's not even get started on our customer service. Grrr.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it. They could have taken the eighty cents they spent on it and bought me Cheetos. I would have really appreciated the Cheetos. *wistful sigh*

[timba.livejournal.com]

I could send you cheetos. VIA your pwn services no less...

;-)

[storm-maven.livejournal.com]

At least you got something. I had to wait 5 years at Verizon (former NJ Bell and Bell Atlantic) before I got a pen.

[flame-of-death.livejournal.com]

Disaster Top Ten

May provide some amusement to you.

[prettiekittie.livejournal.com]

the keys to the padlock holding the straitjacket on weren't attached

Those are the kind of gifts that big corporations reserve for occasions such as fifth year anniversaries.

[snellios.livejournal.com]

WTF? Couldnt you have just stolen that from the stationery cupboard anyway?