Killing time with lame questions once again ...

[apocalypsos]

... because I'm once again bored out of my mind. Argh.

1. What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?
2. The scariest?
3. The weirdest thing?
4. Who is the most famous person you've ever met?
5. If the world were going to end at midnight tonight, what would you spend the rest of the day doing?
6. What's the most gruesome and/or disgusting thing you've ever seen in real life?
7. If you were signing up for "The Amazing Race", who would you want to be the other person in your team, where would you hope that you could go in the world, and what do you think your team would be known as ("The Engaged Couple", "The Virgins", "The Gay Marrieds", etc.)?
8. Who do you know who you'd sign up for "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", and why?
9. If you could be any character in any book, movie, TV show, etc., who would you be and why?
10. Which song would you consider your theme song, and why?

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[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

1. What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

Besides being carted off an airplane, by security, in a wheelchair, after managing to injure myself just getting into my seat on said airplane?

2. The scariest?
26 hours on a Greyhound Bus, 2 of which are spent watching the guy two rows in front of me hollow out a cigar with a very sharp instrument to sneak pot into it so he can have a smoke.

Or, conversely, my (hopefully only) first tattoo, at which I apparently looked so frightened and ready to pass out that, even as the tattoo artist was putting on the stencil my sister and friend were saying "Maybe we should try this later, when you're drunker..."

3. The weirdest thing?

Ummmm...hmm. Would have to say attending a premier of Trey Parker and Matt Stone's "Orgazmo" at my first DragonCon. I think you definitely call something weird when it involves inflatable penii and sticky dicks and glow in the dark condoms and condom lolipops. The whole "inflatable penii sword fight" bit was nicely surreal, too.

4. Who is the most famous person you've ever met?

Besides you, she of 140 friends-list inhabitants? *g* Actually, don't know what I've really met anyone all that famous.

5. If the world were going to end at midnight tonight, what would you spend the rest of the day doing?

It would involve copious amounts of alcohol, every illegal drug I've been afraid to try, loads of chocolate, and indiscriminate sex. Well, in the few hours not spent with family and crying and bemoaning all I haven't seen/done/accomplished in my brief existence.

6. What's the most gruesome and/or disgusting thing you've ever seen in real life?

My dog enjoying a late night snack of bunny tar-tar right in front of me.

Or, conversely, Wood and Faith gettin' it on this last season of Buffy. Hey, I was in real life at the time I saw it, and it gave me a raging case of the "yeeeeuchs!"

7. If you were signing up for "The Amazing Race", who would you want to be the other person in your team, where would you hope that you could go in the world, and what do you think your team would be known as ("The Engaged Couple", "The Virgins", "The Gay Marrieds", etc.)?

tree220, of course. Because she's smarter'n me, can cook, and is evil incarnate. Wouldn't put it past Ms Innocent to cheat, if necessary. Did I mention she's mean, too? And we'd be the Evil Bitches.

8. Who do you know who you'd sign up for "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", and why?

The co-worker sitting right across from me right this minute - Mr. Hawaiian shirt-wearin', don't care that my toes are icky and I'm wearing sandals anyway, haven't seen a barber since I was 12 and wouldn't know what a clean and organized desk was if you trained one to be an attack desk and siced it on me. And why? Ummm, read the previous sentence.

9. If you could be any character in any book, movie, TV show, etc., who would you be and why?

Faith. Hands down. I want my job description to include the words "Look hot, kick ass, be nuts."

10. Which song would you consider your theme song, and why?

"Fighter" by Christina Aguilera. Or, conversely, and more realistically, "Too Bad You're Crazy" from the end credits of "April Fools Day."

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

Or, conversely, my (hopefully only) first tattoo, at which I apparently looked so frightened and ready to pass out that, even as the tattoo artist was putting on the stencil my sister and friend were saying "Maybe we should try this later, when you're drunker..."

The hopefully only bit there refers not to not wanting another, but that the current isn't the only...I'm at work, don't expect my brain and fingers to be working together right now.