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... because I'm once again bored out of my mind. Argh.

1. What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?
2. The scariest?
3. The weirdest thing?
4. Who is the most famous person you've ever met?
5. If the world were going to end at midnight tonight, what would you spend the rest of the day doing?
6. What's the most gruesome and/or disgusting thing you've ever seen in real life?
7. If you were signing up for "The Amazing Race", who would you want to be the other person in your team, where would you hope that you could go in the world, and what do you think your team would be known as ("The Engaged Couple", "The Virgins", "The Gay Marrieds", etc.)?
8. Who do you know who you'd sign up for "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", and why?
9. If you could be any character in any book, movie, TV show, etc., who would you be and why?
10. Which song would you consider your theme song, and why?

Date: 2003-08-25 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hetrez.livejournal.com
1) Punching a teacher in the nose in the middle of a reading lesson. I raised my hand really fast as she was walking past and smacked her in the face.

2) Almost drowning in mud. I was walking by a drained reservoir, and the mud was mostly dry but I slipped on a wet patch and fell in to my chest, and got caught in the mud by my boots. Pulling myself out was the scariest thing.

3) Writing my first original fiction story felt weird at the time. Sometimes walking or breathing feels weird. That doesn't answer your question. Um, the weirdest thing I've ever done is eaten potato chips dipped in maple yogurt.

4) Michael Stipe. I insulted him at a Fourth of July party when I was ten. I didn't know it was him at the time, but I was a moron when I was younger so that probably wouldn't have stopped me.

5) I'd call [livejournal.com profile] melodramaland and talk to him.

6) Baby crabs on the Discovery Channel. When they're right out of their eggs and still translucent, with their red goggle eyes and their spider arms and yeesh. Creepy.

7) I actually don't think I've ever seen The Amazing Race.

8) [livejournal.com profile] melodramaland, because he said he cuts his hair himself.

9) I'd be Eugenides, from Megan Whalen Turner's The Theif and The Queen of Attolia. Because he's complicated and spiteful and funny and pisses people off to no end and he gets all the good lines. And the hook is cool.

10) "Chewing Gum Wrapper", Jonathan Richman, because I'm enough of a freak to stop in the middle of the sidewalk and fall in love with a chewing gum wrapper, and I'd like to be cool enough to write a song about it.

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