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[apocalypsos]

Paris Hilton says something about remaking "Some Like It Hot" and "The Seven-Year Itch". After the part of my brain that has any sort of decency screamed in agony, all I could think of was that if Paris Hilton is claiming she wants to remake movies called "Some Like It Hot" and "The Seven-Year Itch," it's probably because she thinks they're pornos. *eye roll*

EDIT: Meanwhile, Britney Spears is pregnant, so why is it that I want to throw up?

Comments

[hawklaw.livejournal.com]

Britney and Kevin having a baby? Now there are some genes we need floatin' around in the pool. I'm reminded of the Mars Bar scene from Caddyshack...

[patsyrant.livejournal.com]

Now THAT is some vivid imagery. I'm impressed. Apalled, but impressed.

[wer-bin-ich.livejournal.com]

Oh that poor baby...

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

You know what's really sad about the whole situation? I'm actually giving Britney leeway that she might be a good parent, because God knows she can't possibly be a worse parent than the baby's father has proven himself to be.

[wer-bin-ich.livejournal.com]

Yes true, but I just worry, because she really doesn't seem to be that bright. :-\

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, there is that. *sigh*

[buffyx.livejournal.com]

Paris Hilton says something about remaking "Some Like It Hot" and "The Seven-Year Itch".

...I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[wer-bin-ich.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God. Your icon kills me!

[tinylegacies.livejournal.com]

LOL at your icon!

[magnoona.livejournal.com]

Wow... what a nice set of role models that kid'll have.

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

*whimpers.*

I need to cling to somebody. Or something.

[all-ephemera.livejournal.com]

Paris Hilton wants to be Marilyn Monroe, I'm assuming. Which makes me reach for the sleeping pills and the nearest envelope to send them to her, via the most convenient Mafia hitman.

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

::offers stamps::

[spaceoperadiva.livejournal.com]

What a comforting thought. She'll die young and we'll only have to suffer through her trashing a few classic films.

[all-ephemera.livejournal.com]

She can only trash them if you watch them. *grin*

[patsyrant.livejournal.com]

Not that I'm one to give Ms Hilton a cent's worth of credit, but perhaps she has hidden depths. Perhaps she sees herself as Tom Ewell, or Joe E. Brown.

Nah, I don't think so either...

[jldecker.livejournal.com]

It's strangely comforting to see Britney slowly returning to her white trash roots...

[patsyrant.livejournal.com]

At what point did you think she'd left?

[jldecker.livejournal.com]

::ponders::

::nods::

Point taken. Statement retracted. ^-^

[patsyrant.livejournal.com]

Paris Hilton is one of the few people in the world who make me want to become a hardline Bolshevik. Whenever I see or hear anything about her, or her chihuahua, I think "Come the revolution...."

[azzinita.livejournal.com]

Oh God, they're breeding.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, he already was breeding, but now they're breeding together.

Maybe they'll get lucky and DNA will turn out to be like algebra -- two negatives equals a positive. And that much negative would probably spawn an Einstein.

[azzinita.livejournal.com]

Or else it'll create some giant black hole that'll suck every living thing close by into it.

Which may not be a bad thing.