Movie trailers!

[apocalypsos]

Domino -- Ooo-kay. Erm, Keira Knightley's haircut doesn't look so bad in that trailer? Hell, I'm trying to be nice, I swear.

Undead -- Zombies! Australian zombies! And they all show up after a bunch of meteor strikes! Wait, did I write this movie and just forget I did? *bounces up and down happily*

A Hole In One -- It would be so beautiful to have a lobotomy in America right now." Oh, the punchlines I could make with that as a starting point ...

Comments

[thebitterguy]

Domino -- Ooo-kay. Erm, Keira Knightley's haircut doesn't look so bad in that trailer? Hell, I'm trying to be nice, I swear.

My name is Domino, and I'm a bounty hunter.

My Name is Justin, and that ain't enough to make me see a movie.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

My name is Jennifer and I know how you feel. (Seriously, what the hell? The movie might be good, but you sure as hell can't tell from that trailer.)

[ingole.livejournal.com]

Undead was released in Australia in 2003. If you like, I can burn you a copy and send it to you.

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

"What? I'm comfortable with my body"
XD

[akacat]

Speaking of zombies created by meteors, have you ever seen 'Night of the Comet'? If not, you must find a copy. Now.

Because maybe, if you want a copy, Hollywood will wake up and release it on DVD!!!1!

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Australian Zombies.

"Braaaaiiiiiins, mate."

Oh, thank you. that mental image was deeply needed about now.

[vampychick.livejournal.com]

Oh, I remember hearing about Domino a while back. It's based on a real-life chick who's raising Cain because the movie portrays her as straight, while she is in fact a lesbian.

...that's about all I know about it.

[boozinjoebubala.livejournal.com]

all I know is that it's got Mickey Rourke
and Mickey Rourke is enough to make me see a movie
even if an eighty pound sprat like Keira Knightly can
fire two machine guns simultaneously

[whitetower.livejournal.com]

I went to film school with the guys who made Undead. They are a pair of assholes of the highest order (twins), and the movie is terrible. Not just bad-funny. TERRIBLE.

After film school, they went to America, taking their graduation film with them. Basically, they expected to be met at the airport by Jerry Bruckheimer. It didn't work. Now they make lottery commercials over here. I'm sure they'll get there one day, but I hope it won't be on the back of this film.

You have been warned. *nod*