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[apocalypsos]

I'm bored again, so, another timekiller.

If Heaven were spending the rest of eternity as a fictional character you love, which character would you decide to be and why? And what would you do as that person?

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[octopedingenue]

I would be Mary Jane Watson-Parker.

As MJ, I would learn karate and how to handle a firearm. And I would make out with my husband. Naked. A LOT.

[gigigalaxie.livejournal.com]

Can I just say that I love this suggestion?

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Aziraphael, from Good Omens, because of the wealth of experience he's had. And because I should imagine people'd find it difficult to dislike him.

And I'd read books and drink tea. Uninterrupted. And possibly have a lot of sex with Crowley.

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

Ditto.

Although I'd be more likely to be Crowley...

[iamnight.livejournal.com]

Greetings from a random passerby...

This is kinda lame as I'm not a big fandom person, but my earnest answer is that I'd have a hard time choosing between Frodo and Sam from, well, not "Die Hard."

As Sam, I'd get to be the most awesome friend ever, but as Frodo, I'd get to remember that friendship forever. So I'm torn. I suppose either would do.

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

That's a tough one.

Karellen had a lot of fun, I think, in a dour sort of way, and it would be amusing to appear in front of people and scare the livid fuck out of them with my wings and my pointed tail. However:

Crowley could do things that even the Overlords couldn't manage, plus he had good eyes and could drive well. However:

John Constantine still has the best one-liners, and his idea of a good time is kicking in the teeth of people who sorely deserve it, while chainsmoking and drinking more than is good for him. Really...in the end, no contest. I'd do what I already do, only I'd do it with more justification and a great deal more cynical black-nailed style.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Plus, John knows how to roll really HUGE blunts.

[miggy.livejournal.com]

Hera.

I'd see how long it would take to drive Zeus insane by actually being nice and courteous to him, and then Olympus is ALL MINE, BITCH.

[lezopez.livejournal.com]

Is it bad that I have a girl crush on Hermione Granger? Because I love her.

OT-Icon Love

[vampslayer04.livejournal.com]

oh my gosh, your icon! Is it snaggable? I'll credit.

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

I think I might be Eve Dallas, and Jim can be Roarke. I can be sexy, shoot people, be filthy rich, and have mad monkey sex, a lot.
(J.D. Robb aka Nora Roberts books)

[cesario.livejournal.com]

hahahah Eve Dallas totally has a sweet deal. I'd enjoy being her too.

[storm_dancer]

I'd be Storm, and I'd spend a good long while just flying around.

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

I would be John de Lancie's Q, because that's like wishing for more wishes, and also, IT'S Q. *squee*

I'd spend my time amusing myself with whatever came to mind at the time, and stalking Kate Mulgrew and Patrick Stewart. So, being Q, really.

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

If I were to pick Q I know I'd be spending way to much time with the self pleasure aspect, because John De Lancie totally turns me on, has every since he was Eugene on Days of our Lives

[cesario.livejournal.com]

How on earth do you pick just the one? Heavens. I might kinda like to be Will Stanton. For a plethora of obvious reasons.

[dolimir-k.livejournal.com]

I'd be Polgara. I'd make sure that Garion was ruling the world properly and I'd spend the rest of the time with my smithy husband and practicing magic. *g*

[all-ephemera.livejournal.com]

I was totally going to say the same thing!! Damn... now who am I gonna be???

[blackgarden.livejournal.com]

I'd be God. And I'd spend eternity being God.

[octopedingenue]

Until you become God, I will be content with worshipping your icon.

[xturtle.livejournal.com]

I'd be Jenny Sparks of Stormwatch and The Authority fame, and I'd travel all over the place through electrical stuff just because I can.

On a related note, I had a dream last night that I was one of the teenagedd girls from Eastenders (there are two of them who are friends, I can't remember their names, but the other one was there, too). I had also just found and adopted an amnesiac monkey who had a massive crush on me (apparently I also spoke monkey, as I understood this even though it was not stated in human language). Also, my friend and I were in training to swim into battle (no clue), and the monkey kept tagging along trying to impress me with his mad swimming skillz (he had none, and always had to be rescued).

This is by far the most silly dream I have ever had.
CJ

[rabidfangurl.livejournal.com]

You are a wise, wise woman and I love you. Jenny Sparks kicks so much ass. Also, she shags everything in sight, drinks like a fish, and smokes like a chimney.

What's not to love about her life?

[creatorschilde.livejournal.com]

Tanis Half Elven, or Rastlian Majere... could never choose

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I'd choose Tanis over Raistlin, simply because everyone like Tanis and everyone kept hoping Raistlin would get eaten by lions.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Cyclops, then I would bang all the hot chicks in the MU

[minotaurs.livejournal.com]

This is a really good question. There's tons of great characters who would be fun to be for a while, but forever? I think I'd have to go with Winne the Pooh, since somebody else already snagged John Constantine.

[ex-zombieham605.livejournal.com]

Carter from SG-1. All of SG-1 is awesome, but I'd rather not be a guy. I'd be content to explore worlds without some bullshit Prime Directive.

Serious answer

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I'd be Feline-Beast from X-Men, because he's a genius, he's smart and hangs out with the X-Babes all day. ANd he hasn't tied himself to one goofy love interest so there's hope with Storm or Psylocke or both.

Re: Serious answer

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

if you turn into Best, send me a line plzkthx.

:D

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

God.

And I would smite people.

[meinterrupted]

Anne Shirley. I would spend my days torturing Gilbert, and then marrying him and having lots of hot sex. Oh yeah, Gilbert was a hottie, even if he was just in a book.

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm. Princess Leia. Bitch, I'd be a princess. I'd have good aim. And, at the end of the day, I'd get to fuck Han Solo. NO CONTEST.

Failing that, I'd be Faith. Why? IT'S FAITH. Does one have to have a reason to want to be Faith?

[lots42.livejournal.com]

But you'd also have to french kiss your brother.

[denial-girl.livejournal.com]

Elizabeth Bennet. Because Mr. Darcy is a bad-ass dreamboat.

[rabidfangurl.livejournal.com]

::looks very shifty:: I wanna be Anakin Skywalker. Yes, even with whole going evil thing. Because I adore the character a hell of a lot, and dude, there are so many things within his character I would love to explore.

My other choice? The Engineer from The Authority because damn, nanites are cool.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Nanites are cool but Engineer is much, much cooler then her nanites. Especially with the whole 'Whoa, I like the dimension sailing' quiet moments

Hmmm...

[reneekytokorpi.livejournal.com]

I'm torn. I either want to be Mogget/the Dog from 'The Abhorsen' or John Arrowsmith from 'A Strange Place in Time'.

Moggot because, well, he's a bad ass. Shifty, cruel, and a badass. And I would sleep all day and steal fish. Then I would be all shifty and try to kill the Abhorsen. Good fun. The Dog because she's the fifth bell. She can send you into DEATH. By barking. She loyal, and can steal food from the table, sleep on your bed, and just be a dog.

John Arrowsmith because I just want to go to the world, and I want to meet the court. Also, laying Infamous is a definate plus. Besides, you get a sentient, gas free, Harley. How cool is that? And a duck. And everyone bows to your every whim because you are REBORN, man. Also, I have this perverse urg to try and pet Sly. I don't think I'd get away with it, but I'm sooo tempted.

[septembergrrl.livejournal.com]

I'd be Anne Shirley Blythe, and I'd be all charming and Victorian and talented and lovable. I don't know that I'd *do* anything per se.